#accident meme

[consultingcinnamon]

Eyelash in my eye incident

10 dead, 6 injured

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

My muse was on a roller coaster that derailed and crashed. How does yours react?

[yuriplisetsky-rp]

☹

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door.

Yuri had been simply walking along, when all of a sudden, a door seemed to come out nowhere. It smacked him in the face, and he felt searing pain go through his face. “What the fuck!” he yelled, stepping back, and putting his hands over his face. He knew he wasn’t bleeding and nothing was broken, but it still hurt like a bitch.

[maidfaire-archive]

♨

( ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee. )

Accidents were a common thing for Felicia. She usually broke or ruined something, but she rarely spilled something onto another member of the army.

So when she spilled the (scolding) hot coffee all over Hisame, she pretty much had a heart attack. “O-Oh my gosh I’m so sorry!” the maid exclaimed, hurrying around to get the hot liquid off his skin.

That’s when she remembered she had ice powers. Grabbing his forearm, a bit forcefully, and attempted to cool off his skin, while at the same time absorbing the heat.

[thickcrskiin-a-blog]

Ѡ / deD

Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[ sent - jo ‘cuter than me’ grady ] ....congrats on ur dick sir[ sent - jo ‘cuter than me’ grady ] but whoa there friend you might wanna slow down

[bleedingflames-archive]

✄ (Effron)

✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut.

They had been relaxing in one of shadowy corners in a tavern, Roxy having been singing for the evening and Effron simply listening along with the crowd.  Once finished, the sprite had made to the back where she joined her lover for a drink of her own. 

She wasn’t entirely certain what happened.  Perhaps her hand just slipped.  Either way the glass she held hit the table, shattering.  Unfortunately Effron had moved to catch the glass at the wrong time. 

A gash opened across his hand, blood dripping to the counter.  “Oh hells,” Digging into her belt pouch, Roxy pulled out a handkerchief to press against the wound.  She could hardly cauterize the injury in front of everybody. 

[bleedingflames-archive]

♥ (Eff. -cackles b/c it's usually the other way around-)

♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing.

Roxy knew Effron enjoyed her little love bites.  They often spurred him to taking things further and brought out that playful domineering side that remained absent in any other situation.  The sprite was always happy to oblige. 

However there were times when she could get...overenthusiastic.  She had to be careful of her own heat burning his skin but she rarely focused on any of her other forms of affection since she rarely needed to.  

Tonight was an exception.  They had found themselves in a blind alley, away from the sights of others.  Both knew nothing would get very far, not out in the open like this, but one kiss had turned into two until it had grown into something quite a bit more intense. 

Perhaps it might have grown even more so.  Unfortunately a loud sound of someone dropping a load of crockery just outside the alleyway startled the sprite, the warlock’s lower lip still caught between her teeth.  

She released him as soon as he yelped, tasting blood.  “Sorry, sorry.” 

[askmemesyo-blog1]

Send a ◈ and my muse will accidentally injure yours.