RP Ask Memes

Written by yours truly. Hit me up if you want me to make a meme or something for you.

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Send “💰” to find out how much my muse would pay yours to go on a date with them.

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Send me “🎁” to see what my muse would give yours as a Christmas present.

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Send ≋ if your muse is sexually attracted to mine.

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Let’s play Tetris (NSFW Edition)! For each block my muse gets, they have to reveal one of the following:

▙ a secret thought they’ve had about your muse

▟ one of their kinks

▛ would they top or bottom for your muse

▜ where they would kiss your muse right now

▄ would they have a one night stand with your muse

▐ would they date your muse if asked

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Send ☁ for our muses to be stuck weathering a storm together.

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Send a number for advice from my muse on the subject, OR send "Help!" for a randomly generated topic:

1. Parents divorcing 2. Parents remarrying 3. In love with step-sibling 4. Problems at home 5. Broke 6. Owed money from someone 7. Owes money to someone 6. Unfaithful significant other 7. Cheated on significant other 8. Dating but in love with someone else 9. Dating but suddenly attracted to opposite/same sex 10. Killed someone 11. Failing school 12. Kicked out of home 13. Kicked out of school 14. Getting married/thinking about getting married 15. Getting divorced/thinking about getting divorced 16. Hypothetical “I’m in love with someone and they don’t know” but it’s about my muse 17. Fighting with friend/lover 18. Fighting with sibling/parents 19. Abused by family/significant other 20. Christmas shopping (optional: secret santa, gift is for my muse)

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Send (ಠ_ಠ) for my muse to confess a really awkward secret to your muse.

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Send me a symbol, and my muse will answer:

❤ : Would my muse have sex with yours if they asked.

✉ : What would they say in a love letter to your muse.

☼ : What kind of outfit they think your muse should wear.

£ : If our two muses went on a date, who would they expect to pay for it.

★ : What their favorite thing is about your muse.

♚ : What my muse thinks your muse is good at.

♋ : Who would be the big spoon and who would be the little spoon.

♒ : How my muse would describe yours in one sentence.

☢ : If they view your muse as a friend or enemy or love interest.

✘ : What one thing they would change about your muse.

❥ : Where would they kiss your muse if they had to kiss them right now.

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Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness: 

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible 

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them 

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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Send me ✍ and my muse will write yours a letter.

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Send me 🐱 and my muse will become your cat for a day.

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Send me “TELL ME” and my muse will blurt something out to yours.

I will generate a number between 1 and 35. (some fluff, some angst, some nsfw, mostly just random)

1. “OKAY OKAY I TOOK THE LAST COOKIE!” 2. “I DO think they make you look fat!” 3. “I’m not telling you anything, bitch.” 4. “I think you’d look better without a shirt on.” 5. “Who the hell are you? Are you the angel of death?” 6. “I hate you so much right now.” 7. “Why can’t we all just get along and cuddle naked together?” 8. “I just don’t love you anymore!” 9. “What does it matter? You’re just going to pretend it’s nothing, like always!” 10. “JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!” 11. “Shhhhh, don’t spoil it now.” 12. “I want to try the handcuffs this time.” 13. “I don’t understand what you want from me!” 14. “I think we should cosplay as crystal gems!” 15. “There isn’t enough booze in the world to make me tell you.” 16. “Okay, okay…. come here and let me hold you. I’ll tell you everything.” 17. “No way in hell.” 18. “I……. I like you…….” 19. “I just don’t see how we can be friends anymore.” 20. “Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news?” 21. “You’re right, I DO have a Harry Potter persona! And I’m not ashamed of it!” 22. “I sometimes think about you when I masturbate!”  23. “Ahhh! Jeez…. don’t just yell at me like that….” 24. “I’m afraid of bees!” 25. “Oh you’ll find out, I’m about to summon it!” 26. “You’ve activated my trap card, COCK BLOCK!” 27. “I’m sorry!!!” 28. “Nooooooo, I don’t want to tell you!” 29. “I think Jenifer Garner is hot and I’m not sorry!” 30. “I look better in that outfit that you do and everyone knows it!” 31. “NO!” 32. “You’re scaring me!” 33. “I can’t…. not like this!” 34. “Only if you kiss me.” 35. “I’m not wearing any underwear right now!”

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Give me two characters and my muse will tell you which they would rather date.

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Send a ◈ and my muse will accidentally injure yours.

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Send me "Wait..." for my muse's reaction to yours taking them by the hand and dragging them somewhere without speaking.

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Send me "unf" for your muse to pin mine against the wall.

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My muse is stuck out in the rain. Send 🌂 for your muse to give them their umbrella.