I am a mature adult who didn't giggle maniacally at this. #accidentaldick #imtwelve #Carcassonne (at Prattville, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUERMGboiXF/?utm_medium=tumblr
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I am a mature adult who didn't giggle maniacally at this. #accidentaldick #imtwelve #Carcassonne (at Prattville, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUERMGboiXF/?utm_medium=tumblr
A dinosaur "toy" #accidentaldick #notadildo #totallyahobbyhorse (at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxD-xNogAVh/?igshid=1csjapykn8ivh
Was just gonna brag about my longtime fanclub membership... but noticed that—apparently—I used to have a dick in my signature. #accidentaldick #rockyhorrorpictureshow #rhpsfanclub (at Rancho Cucamonga, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvz2GJpADFP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jtm28e0yvrkx
What the actual fuck? Someone, an adult someone, looked at these and thought they'd be great kid's toys? #wtfuckery #accidentaldick #notadildo #totallyaunicorn (at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store)