#acciotext

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

me: *selects 130 posts to queue*

me: *clicks post instead of queue*

me: shit shit no fuck

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

the first dance my partner and I have at our wedding will be the dance from a knight’s tale and nobody will stop me from making this happen

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

I'm rly excited

[acciogemini]

I’m so tired I’m gonna pass out

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

changed my domain to ‘blackwidoh.co.vu’ and i’m excited

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

man, i could make a gifset that took five hours and a whole lot of screenshotting and it would get less notes than a text post i posted in .4 seconds about french fries

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

why does no one ever talk about michelle phan’s boyfriend, because he’s smokin’ and he’s french and duuuude.

[joeytrlbiani-archive]

Me: *makes myself a hot cup of tea*

Me: too hot. let it cool down a bit.

Me: *5 min later* *sips tea*

Me: wtf why so cold

Me: *looks at clock* oh.