#accurate...

[lowpawly]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dasibom]

when ppl do tarot readings about idols... stop that. thats weird

[terrypratchettparadise]

Stanley always followed the rules. All sorts of things could go wrong if you didn't. So far he'd done 1:Upon Discovery of the Fire, Remain Calm. Now he'd come to 2: Shout 'Fire!' in a Loud, Clear Voice. 'Fire!' he shouted, and then ticked off 2 with his pencil. Next was: 3: Endeavour to Extinguish Fire If Possible. Stanley went to the door and opened it. Flames and smoke billowed in. He stared at them for a moment, shook his head, and shut the door. Paragraph 4 said: If Trapped by Fire, Endeavour to Escape. Do Not Open Doors If Warm. Do Not Use Stairs If Burning. If No Exit Presents Itself Remain Calm and Await a) Rescue or b) Death.

Terry Pratchett - Going Postal

[nerdeas]

Accurate...

[mikabee]

"If you ever get the chance to dance with him, take it." Sherlock sighs. "All I've ever done is dance with him."

Brief Conversations with the Woman

[bedlambeldam]

"The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain, but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire. You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all anyone can see is black. You may find that happy things are tainted with sadness, the way smoke leaves its ashen colors and scents on everything it touches. And you may find that if someone pours water all over you, you are damp and distracted, but not cured of your sadness, the way a fire department can douse a fire but never recover what has been burnt down." Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

[scottdixon]

dale jr saying 'f1 is global. it's more than global. there are fucking aliens watching f1.'