#accxpiter

[wardenblondie]

me. do me.

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart // Accepting

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗

This is going to give you too big of an ego, I already regret this.

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗

We get along swimmingly. Though at times we do have our arguments-- which is usually me arguing you and you not taking me seriously about certain topics... but regardless I believe I’m stuck with you even if I tried to escape. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗

Ahem. Well. It’s not as if you HAVEN’T romanced me or something. More regret.

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔💔💔💔💔

I hate you, get out of my life.

💔 Non-existent💗 Very low💗💗 A little💗💗💗 Hopeful💗💗💗💗 High💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[wardenblondie]

[10.28.00 PM] Accxpiter: theoretically a hair straightener could melt a freezer right

[10.34.00 PM] Accxpiter: there's blood and dust and ice and milk everywhere tbh

[10.40.22 PM] Accxpiter: oH MY GOD THERE'S ICE EVERYWHERE

[10.40.24 PM] Accxpiter: I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[10.40.46 PM] Accxpiter: MY HTNESS MADW IT EXPLODE

[wardenblondie]

accxpiter replied to your post “If I say you come off as a top and a bottom equally and need more...”

" What's that? You're a bottom?? Well, Anders, I knew you were forward, but please -- here? Now? Think of the indecency. "

“  ∙ ∙ ∙  “

[wardenblondie]

king of this garbage town;;: OH MAN I JUST PUNCHED A BUG IN MY BLINDS king of this garbage town;;: THAT BUG DIDNT KNOW WHAT HIT IT king of this garbage town;;: THE ANSWER??? king of this garbage town;;: MY FIST king of this garbage town;;: FUCK YOU, BUG king of this garbage town;;: BOOM king of this garbage town;;: PEACE THE FUCK OUT

[wardenblondie]

accxpiter replied to your post: accxpiter asked:Seriously. He get...

“What about a healthy, more-than-slightly sexy mix of both?”

                     “Really Hawke, you don’t have to be so worried.                                       What I shared with him is all in the past.”

[diedhiding-blog]

“If you are so tired, why don’t you sleep?” 

[ashaxbellanar]

accxpiter replied to your post:wardenblondie replied to your post “bloodwritten...

DON’T LISTEN TO ANDERS, HE’S A FILTHY /LIAR/

out of the 2 of u i trust the one with the ponytail more

at least he’s got the nose for a dragon i mean all u have is a beard

[ashaxbellanar]

accxpiter replied to your post:lau ghs flemeth is gonna end up stuck with every...

'pls teach me how to become a dragon' more like 'teach me or i'll start talking and never stop i'll do fart noises flemeth is that what u want hERE GOES—'

i swear to every god i will eAT U, U SQUAKING BIRB

then PARTS of u will b a dragon HAHAHAHAH