Jul 23, 2022
Me: When my sisters and I were younger we'd play barbies and Ken would be the pizza guy and everytime he'd get called to the dream house, Barbie would never have enough money for the pizza.
My GF at the time: Yeah?
Me: Yeah so when he'd ask for money, we would just kill him and bury him under the dream house.
My GF, assuming it was gonna be a pr0n setup: O-oh!
Me: *sips on a 7/11 slurpee* yeah we killed about 5 Kens before the pizza place got suspicious