#ace-galactic

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What would happen if Chimerashipping had Red Son being forced to deal with a Yandere!MK and Yandere!Mei?

You mean if a Yandere MK and a Yandere Mei teamed up??? I kinda love this idea actually!

If MK and Mei were to work together to trap Red Son in a relationship and then basically exerted complete control over him in that dynamic.. I mean, let's be real, there is not much he could do about it. The boy likes to talk a big game but he is sooooooft. I could see Red Son becoming a sort of doll/pet to those two and their possessive whims.. whether or not he likes it is another question 😏

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Incorrect Quote!

DBK: Redsin?

Red Son: That's right, it's me. Your son. And it's 'RED SON', dad!

DBK: No no, R-E-D-S-O-N. I named you.

Red Son: You ruined my life!

DBK: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there.

😂 Oh my gosh ‘how could I ruin your life i wasn’t even there’ is so fucking good for DBK

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Incorrect Quote!

Red Son, with a pizza box: Did somebody order a baked sausage pizza?

Mei: We did.

MK: But we don't have any money.

Red Son, who's leaving: Then why the fuck did you order?

This is basically canon except instead of sausage pizza its his spicy skewer 🤣

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Yandere Chimerashipping Headcanon: Yandere!MK and Yandere!Mei will use the Samadhi Fire if anyone tries to hurt their beloved Red Son.

Well MK doesn't have the Samadhi Fire, but his huge, monkey war-form is arguably just as scary and dangerous. So yeah, no one ever even looks at him for fear of tempting the wrath of two of the most powerful beings in the mortal realm

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Chimerashipping Headcanon: MK and Mei love to watch Red Son play games that he is new to. They enjoy seeing him get flustered and frustrated. Because the more Red Son gets angry, the more cuter the two find him.

Their favorite moment was when Red Son tried to play 'Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy'.

I hadn’t seen this game before, so I looked it up and watched the first playthrough I could find. Absolutely hysterical. I could totally see Red Son fucking melting the computer as MK and Mei cracked up behind him.

Also, my headcanon for Red Son is that he has basically never played video games.. boy was always too busy trying to save his family to spend time on frivolous things like having fun, so he would be really bad at first when those two invited him over for game nights. He’s also a perfectionist and so soooo full of himself that he would not let it go until he could absolutely destroy either of those noodle brains in any game ever. So the first time he plays this game he melts the computer. He then comes back, having bought a replacement for his idiot partners, and fucking one shots this game in one go to their astonishment. He would die before admitting how long he practiced in the meantime 😂

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Chimerashipping Headcanon: Red Son is always the one who has to deal with a sugar-rushing MK and Mei.

Sugar rushed is basically MK and Mei’s default form! Red Son probably assumes that’s the case already, so if he were to be around them when they’re even more hyper, it would definitely go like this

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Chimerashipping Headcanon: MK and Mei love to mess with Red Son's mind with the most random and unhinged stuff they find. For example, one time MK and Mei kept Red Son awake for 24 hours by either responding things with 'Head on, apply directly to the forehead!' Or just repeating 'Head on, apply directly to the forehead!'.

Poor Red Son- he should have known better than to fall in love with a pair of absolute morons like this 🤣🤣🤣

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If Hou Yi ever appears… he and Chang'e are going to have a tearful reunion.

Yeah, I love Hou Yi and Chang'e's relationship. The movie Over the Moon was a great depiction of those two, I thought~