can I make you write that monkuro tangled au we talked about a million years ago,
With complete certainty, Mondo could definitely say the last thing he was expecting this morning when he woke up was being princess carried by... a princess, and a rather strange one at that; if not only for her affinity and love of weaponry and fear of height--"You're afraid of heights?" he'd asked, incredulous, and she'd stared at him blankly for a few moments before nodding, because obviously the only reason Princess Pain hadn't left was because of something that trivial--but also for her circumstances: inconveniently long golden hair, no shoes, and a rather nice dress she'd long since torn the skirt off of in favor of running around in the pants she'd been wearing under it.
"Where are we going?" he asked, as if it wasn't completely obvious, what with the band of murderers trying to track them down, and she replied, "Somewhere that's not here," with that flat tone of voice, quiet even as she was drowned out by the sound of her bare feet slapping against cobblestone streets, calm and collected as though she wasn't carrying a man twice her size with ease.
She shifted her weight without breaking step and changed her hold on Mondo from bridal style to over her shoulder, and Mondo wept (internally, of course) for the loss of his masculinity, but mostly because he didn't understand this girl, couldn't seem to get her to open up, and probably never would--Mukuro something, and maybe that something was "Mystery," because God himself could only know what her deal was.