“Aciphylla scott-thomsonii, the giant spaniard… New Zealand’s ultimate Apiaceae. This was one of the most astonishing and beautiful plants I’ve ever had the privilege to observe. Bright glaucous blue spear like foliage, ice crystal needle-like flower bracts surrounding huge bunches of yellow flowers. These stood about 6 feet tall, though can reach up to 9 feet, growing in the rocky wet meadows surrounding New Zealand’s highest glacier encrusted peaks. This is what can happen to humble carrot family members when isolated on islands and put under selection pressure from gigantic herbivorous birds. Incredibly, the lineage that contains the genus Aciphylla (tribe Aciphylleae) contains mostly small ordinary looking parsley-herbs. Genera like Anistome, Gingidia and others, all endemic to New Zealand and a few on nearby temperate southeast Australia. Despite looking so vastly different, some of the large leathery Aciphylla species can form intergeneric hybrids with members of the small herbaceous genus Anisotome. It always blows my mind that humble little herbaceous plants have the capacity to evolve into strange forms on islands where selection pressures are often very different from their mainland ancestors. In the presence of only large avian herbivores, a parsley-like plant can become a huge, spiny, leathery thing like Aciphylla, or more commonly, into shrub or tree forms on islands lacking any large herbivores. I wish I could travel forward into time after humans are extinct to see what all the isolated populations of dandelions and other weeds we introduced to all the words oceanic islands will evolve into.”