"Speakin' of trees and such, there's a branch of the family that moved south to Shinganshina. Guess they shoulda changed the name when they left, cause they're still gettin' screwed with. So of course, they're still poor as dirt. What in the hell happened to us? I thought that the Ackerman clan used to be the king's personal bodyguards. Now the whole damn family's on the verge of extinction. So why don't you tell me what you did to piss off the king? Come on, won't ya tell your sweet grandson one last story?" | "What sweet grandson are you talkin' about? Surely not the infamous "Kenny the Ripper" who's been terrorizin' the capital. It ain't that the monarchy hates us or has any cause to. They're just afraid of us, is all. Reason bein' we Ackerman's are one of a few families the king can't quite control."












