For reasons I don’t want to get into, I had to be awake at 2:30 AM on Sunday for a conference call for my job. I was able to do it from home, though, so, naturally, I was playing Animal Crossing at the same time. I think it’s probably the second time I’ve talked to animals at that late hour, so here you are, this is the kind of thing that they said. Teddy started off by shouting “BOOYAH!”, in case you were wondering what his emergency-response system is.














