#acpc bruce

[elvencantation]

how do i find me someone like this irl

[megatownac]

Autumn to Bruce means... long walks! What an exciting and interesting man!

[megatownac]

Bruce gets it! Nature’s for chumps! And also jerks! Nobody else!

[megatownac]

It only took me a few days to get Bruce’s map, which was a pretty big relief. I was keeping up with my new habit of trying to give away more snacks each day than I’d been getting, in an attempt to slowly get rid of all of them, and that meant that I had the other four new animals already up to level 10 friendship.

HOWEVER, I wasn’t giving them any of the gold snacks I was getting from Gulliver or from doing the other animal’s treasure maps. I gave Bruce all of them as soon as he appeared at camp, and he skyrocketed all the way up past level 10 and even past Astrid. I had just way, way too many golden snacks. I have no idea what those snacks are, but animals sure do love them, even if you give them ten or more in a row. I don’t care how good a snack is, if you hand me ten in a row, I’m going to like the tenth one a lot less than the first one.