enjoy my first cql video! (spoilers for the whole series)

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Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
todays bird
RMH
ojovivo

Love Begins
wallacepolsom
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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JVL

@theartofmadeline

Product Placement
styofa doing anything

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enjoy my first cql video! (spoilers for the whole series)
Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
Herd! Flock!
Thank you to everyone who blessed me by thinking of me and sending me this 🤍
make that trio polyamorous
Tbh I'm not sure collapsing down your ribcage is normal for SecUnits. I think Murderbot used its freedom to become the SecUnit version of hypermobile. Three spends too much time with Murderbot to register this as weird I think but one day MB is gonna take a finger off to inch it under a door to open a lock in front of a different rogue and it's gonna be like "what the fuck is wrong with you."
Don't leave that in the tags, that's a correct interpretation. MB has a copy of its schematics. I bet other SecUnits don’t KNOW they can do half the stuff MB does.
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
dang I gotta do something with my life
*does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing*
Guardian Vol. 2. [Hungarian edition]
Another interior illustration I made for the Guardian vol 2. Hungarian edition: Kunlun-jun and little Wei's first meeting🌸
♡ / ↻ — are appreciated😌
“I’ve fucked everything up,” I’d told ART. This was when I was in Medical after my “incident.” Mensah and I had called Amena so she wouldn’t worry (or at least so she would know that I was still alive, even I know that’s important for human children). I told Mensah I wanted to watch media and she had left, and I’d blocked the humans’ comm and feed access to the room.
ART had said, That’s nothing new.
I ignored that because it was just trying to reassure me. If it started being sympathetic it would be terrifying. “Your crew isn’t going to want me to do their security anymore.”
Why is that?
That question was obviously a trap and I should ignore it. It wasn’t as if I could put the answer into words. I was different. It wasn’t just the alien contamination.
What came out was, “Something in me broke.”
System Collapse, Martha Wells
I think about this a lot.
may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”
Hand job vs manual labor
Tags deserved to be seen
😍😍😍😍😍
awww so cute
it's true that it's grating to read books where everyone has perfect therapy speak but it's also true that it's frustrating to read books where every single character is constantly mashing the worst dialogue option in any situation, at any time, for no apparent reason. you might think the ideal balance is 50% Walking Disasters and 50% Competent Normal Caretakers (or maybe 70-30, or something of the sort), but i actually have another option. which is just. characters who have a WILD range of interpersonal skills and emotional intelligence, which are totally circumstance-dependent.
it should be like when you're listening to one of your straight girl friends cry about her shitty jakey who's been shitty for the last two years n everyone else in the group is calmly commiserating bc this is normal for them, so you're like, "oh my god, i wish callisto were here, callisto's been in her happy five-person polycule for 18 years now and she always has the BEST relationship advice"
so you call callisto and when she picks up it's clear that she's currently high on approximately 8 times as much speed and/or coke as she really should be, and that she's having a Terrible Time because of it, and that you just caught her throwing up in the bushes of the club (the beat still loud enough to pulse in the background). and you get her to walk over to a nearby bench and sit down & then she asks for a distraction, so you tell her about the bad jakey, and then she asks to talk to your friend, and then within 30 minutes said friend is like "wait, you're RIGHT. that IS too much power for him to have over me. oh man"
and then you talk to callisto again like hey, sorry i made you sort out relationship drama when you're high as shit, and she's like no no omg thank you!! i honestly feel so much better!! this was great. talk to you later?? yeah i gotta go.... i'm gonna go pop another adderall :)
long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them
you should obsess over that rarepair right neow
“Camilla, we did it right, didn’t we?” Palamedes said, and now Nona knew he wasn’t speaking to anyone else in the universe. “We had something very nearly perfect…the perfect friendship, the perfect love. I cannot imagine reaching the end of this life and having any regrets, so long as I have been allowed to experience being your adept.”
Camilla: @skeleshancreative
Palamedes: @avomarquis
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
additions from the og artist (credit)
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.