#acpc cobb

[megatownac]

There’s a joke to be made about a pig in a cop outfit, but I’m not the one to make it.

[megatownac]

You might not think of Cobb as having particularly shredded abs, since he’s a pig with a big, round belly, but I can’t imagine he’d ever lie about such a thing. Why would he do that? Why would anybody? It’s pretty easy to get called out on it in the real world. If I tell someone “Yeah, man, my six-pack is capable of breaking a rock,” all they have to do is demand I lift my shirt and break a rock. And I’d have to do it, or else be branded a liar forever.

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Of course, it’s rather silly that Cobb feels like this blazer and tie combo makes him look muscular, but he DID rip off the sleeves to show off those guns. If you do that, pretty much all shirts are muscle shirts.

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Cobb, unhappy about getting chocolate instead of protein for Valentine’s Day. Maybe he could get chocolate with peanuts in it? Or just, like, a big bowl of peanuts? That’d have more protein in it, right? Problem solved.

Solved.

[megatownac]

Cobb enjoying a bookshelf, by reading a book. A detective novel! It frightened him so badly that he laughed at his own fear! Must have been a pretty scary book!

Personally, I’ve never been scared by a book, but I have been pretty badly traumatized by a few. And I’ve certainly laughed at an even larger number!

[megatownac]

The first set of Labor Day images. The jokes seem to all fit one of two themes,which are 1) a misunderstanding of what Labor Day is, or 2) relief at having a day when they can be lazy and do no work.

[megatownac]

I was a little sad that I couldn’t have 108 guests for longer, but that’s just how it goes, I guess. Then I could enjoy pretending they were the 108 stars of destiny!

Read a book!!!