#acpc drift

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An upside-down push-up is just a bench press, bud. Grab those weights!

[megatownac]

More birthday greetings from various animals. I definitely remember the Cranky animal message, since I joked last year that he was telling me not to do what he told me do, and also to definitely spend the way having and fun and being lazy, which felt contradictory. I don’t remember if the rest are the same, and I don’t really want to check last year’s posts about it.

I could, though. Last year’s posts are definitely still there, just waiting to be checked. I could see if a Jock wanted to play sports with me last year, too, when I was but a young lad of 35.

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This is a little old, since it obviously had to have been said to me before Toy Day, but I never got a good chance to show it before now and I still want to share it just because it’s a delightful thing to say. Drift knows that Santa’s reindeer must be strong to visit so many houses in one night! Think about how powerful they gotta be to do that! They’re, like, Superman strong! 

But! They have no kryptonite! They’re unstoppable!!!

[megatownac]

Here’s a fun and horrible thing I discovered: if an animal reaches the required level while at your cabin, they’ll make their special furniture request just like if they were at your campsite! Unfortunately, displaying it in the cabin doesn’t satisfy them! You have to move them to the campsite and display it there!

Why would they do it that way? Probably just to hurt my feelings and make me unhappy! That’s the most logical explanation, at least!

[megatownac]

Part 2 of animals talking about the Winter Solstice. Mostly short stacks this time around, but I hope that’s just a coincidence. 

Agent S finds the very concept of a “short day” confusing because she doesn’t understand what words mean. Meanwhile, Jeremiah and Drift want to spend the day relaxing and doing very little. Jeremiah wants to enjoy drinkin cocoa, and Drift wants... nothing. He has achieved true enlightenment and has shed all of his desires.

Respect Drift. Aspire to be like Drift. Do not lick Drift.

[megatownac]

This would probably work for several reasons. Even if it somehow doesn’t warm  you up, you might be so out of breath from nearly twenty minutes of jumping jacks that you’ll be too out of breath to say anything at all.

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“Good old Soybean?” This is another example of an animal I’ve never spoken with before saying some really overly familiar stuff to me. I don’t like it!

I don’t know you, man! We aren’t friends! Maybe we will be later, but NOT TODAY!