Two headless snakes, a pearl necklace, a white backpack, a napkin, a penny, a stale potato chip, half a loaf of bread, berries, sleeping bag, half a bottle of water, animal feed, rope, two mysterious vials of liquid
Injuries
Bruised head
Notable Events
Somehow managed to escape the bloodbath alive, didn’t really do anything spectacular.
Killed my rebel scum of a District Partner, allied with Everest and Seraph, conquered the Bloodbath Island for ourselves.
Sponsor ( ♕ )
Glitz and Glam, the richest bitches gifted me with royal comfort in the form of a sleeping bag along with a loaf of bread inside a Versace golden coloured backpack.
Skipping Stones
With the use of Everest's map, we navigated our way through a section of the Arena with ease. Sexy mountain man was really good at climbing and he gave me a Louis Vuitton gold necklace as well as a gorgeous mirror to see beautiful me. How sweet. After making our way back to the Bloodbath Island, Everest helped us lift heavy rocks off this treasure chest which had heat-sensing binoculars on it. Then we decided to go east towards the desert. Saw Charlie’s District Partner having troubles with snakes, decided not to help her.
Scorpiowned ( ♕ )
Fought a goddamn giant scorpion mutt and chopped its tail off. Blasted creature gave me a concussion.
Eastbound and Down
Walked through a horrid sandstorm in the desert. Finally stumbled across an abandoned village. I took care of Everest’s and Seraph’s wounds inside an opened building (G). It was the least I could do. We ate, drank, and rested. Then we wandered about and used the keys we have to unlock two doors. One showed us my Districts rebellion against the Luminel crown and the Capitol, the other had food... dangerously irresistible amounts. Saved Everest before he ate himself to death. Seraph made us some armour and weapons. I’m loving my new Hermes scorpion skin Birkin shield. Ignacius’ Chanel deer headbags ain’t got nothing on me.
i didn’t die at the bloodbath (which was a surprise to someone who sponsored me, thanks) and then i found myself in a freezing forest (frigidly beautiful) with charlie and pearl. pearl decided to attack someone and charlie and i went deeper into the heavenly forest. it was great when i had to kill a polar bear, that was just so fun. then we settle down in a shelter and pearl returned to us. but then i left because pearl ended up dead and i didn’t want to be surrounded by someone else who was going to die. then i settled in a mountain cave, after sadly not drowning in the frozen river.
◦◦◦current location◦◦◦
mountain cavern
◦◦◦injuries◦◦◦
a cut on my cheek (thanks polar bear)
◦◦◦weapons◦◦◦
3 throwing daggers
◦◦◦items◦◦◦
blue pack (half a pack of crackers, blueberries, bottle of hydrogen peroxide, half a bottle of water), coat, recorder
◦◦◦food consumed◦◦◦
surprisingly, all the blood shed curbed my appetite, so i only ate a few crackers and blueberries and took a few sips of water. i just want a grilled cheese.
Summary of notable events- Well! Let me tell you, I am very verypissed that I did not kill Mess Face. I wanted to stomp on his face with my own foot. But some nasty bitch killed him before I got to him. But whatever, there are more bitches here.
After I got off that pretty island with the tingly water, I found a big glowing forest! And everything in here is so pretty! It all glows with lots of colors and the trees are so tall. But then I found a moist hole that was filled with giant fucking spiders. And I had no choice but to deal with them. They were so rude, I'm offended. But I killed them all, and stole the biggest one’s leg, which seems to be covered in weird glowing purple blood...interesting.
But after they all died, I almost died too. But in the chest I found a lil vial of anti venom, which prevented my death for now. So I got nothing but bullshit from this fucking hole.
Immediately my ass climbed this tree and a little silver angel floated down to me and gave me a lovely loaf and some liquids. Now I'm sleeping, I wonder if Vienna found someone else to make her margaritas...fucked up.
Current location- in the spider tree
Your injuries- thin cut on upper arm, thin cut on thigh, bruises on shoulder
Today was interesting. I commanded some moths to fist me, and fought off some birds. I ran into Dory a couple of times, which was sort of weird. It was kind of awkward, in a way not unlike the feeling of trying to avoid someone who was mad at you, but also inexplicably wanted to kill you.
The bloodbath was incredibly frustrating. Monkey man stopped me from getting the map, which was the one thing I was going for. God knows how he is able to read it.
I received my first sponsorship package. Stinge, from back in my hardcore running days, sent me it, along with his greasy partner. I’m feeling the love. The box contained a set of brass knuckles, two bottles of water, four rolls of bandages, and a thermal blanket, along with a tie-dye backpack to put them in. Thanks, guys.
For the majority of the day, I wandered around this god-forsaken forest. I yelled at some moths and then proceeded to ponder if said moths would be able to place their collective fist in my sweet asshole. Dory scared the shit out of me, and then did it again right after. Still don’t know how I feel about him, but he didn’t seem very hostile. Around sunset, I was attacked by a group of pissed off birds. Not sure why they were angry, but they didn’t look cute, so I didn’t mind killing them. Hopefully, I’ll be able to eat them tomorrow. I acquired a nasty cut on my face, which I patched up with a strip of bandage. Assholes.
I realize I haven’t eaten jack shit, besides my breakfast, and after taking a few sips of water, (1-1/2 bottles of water remaining), I found shelter in the limbs of a tree, high off the ground. Luckily, I’m half-decent at climbing. After tying down the bundle of bird corpses, and stowing my pack, I secure myself and drift off to a troubled sleep.
You Can Only Take So Much...: Waiting to head into the arena, Ignacius was chilling with Marcus, and was close to having a nervous breakdown. Marcus literally slapped some sense into him and gave him his token, which was the last straw for Ignacius, and he basically just snapped.
60 Seconds Before Bloodbath/1 Second Before Bloodbath: Ignacius talked some smack with Pearl, laughed at some of the other antics going on between tributed, figured out his plan for the bloodbath, and ignored the fact that the acidic water lapping at his feet was causing him anything except for pain.
The Bloodbath: Ignacius made it to the island in the middle in twenty seconds by using the glowing stones to help propel him forward while he was swimming. Although his leg was hurting him, Ignacius ignored it and went for the red backpack, but it was swept up by Pé. Figuring he couldn’t make it up the rocky structure, Ignacius grabbed the baseball bat and five long and sharp rocks. He went north from the island.
Sponsorship: Ignacius gets a sponsor item, an axe, from the sky. It comes with a note from Margaret Belisle, which says: “Make me proud.”
Adrenaline: Ignacius came out of the fog into a paradise-like island. After noticing that Clovis and Lars are also on the island, he receives his sponsor item. He abandons three of the rocks and ignores the other tributes as he begins to explore. He notices something in the distance, but a deer and a fawn break his concentration. He kills the deer and takes part of its antler before moving forward. Coming upon the object, he sees that it is a spring with a golden something at the bottom of it, and takes off his equipment before diving into the water. There are some fish in the water, but Ignacius ignores them for the moment. There is a treasure chest at the bottom, and although it is heavy, Ignacius hauls it back up to the surface with him. He sees the fawn again, but it runs away before he can do anything. Grabbing his supplies, he moves himself and the chest a few feet away from the spring in case something jumps out at him. There is a double-sided axe inside and Ignacius figures out a unique way in which to keep both of the axes on his person. He kills the baby fawn, and then goes over to its parent and cuts its head off, empties it of its contents, and put his sponsor axe and the two rocks inside of it. Ignacius keeps the double-sided axe in his hands, always at the ready. He abandoned the baseball bat. A doe then proceeds to attack him with said baseball bat before running away. He then proceeds to make a bag of out of the fawn’s head, and fills that with deer meat to eat later. He drinks his fill from the spring, gets some more antler pieces, and then continues to explore, avoiding a suspicious flower patch. He runs across a bridge going towards a desert island, decides not to go there, and heads north-west. He comes across a sketchy patch of mushrooms, and goes south-west. He sees the forest island in the distance, and is happy because he wants to check it out later. The trees are his friends. Walking into another flower patch, he wonders if he can make the flowers useful to him. Anxious because of all the beautiful nature around him, Ignacius sees a golden shimmer and heads to check it out. It’s a motherfucking golden flower and he gets stung by a motherfucking bee that makes him fall asleep. He is upset that this happened, and hopes that no one will come and kill him during his sleep.
Current Location: Ignacius is west on paradise island, relatively close to the bridge to the evil neon spider forest, asleep in a giant flower field.
Injuries: Small bruise on back from baseball bat hit by the doe, small bump on head from falling to the ground two different times, and bee sting in his neck. Old leg injury is obviously still there.
Weapons: Two long and sharp rocks from the bloodbath island, sponsor axe, double-sided axe from the spring’s treasure chest, and antlers bits that he could stab someone with.
Items: Bullet that he pulled out of his leg during the war (token item), one deer head bag that contains his weapons in it, one fawn head bag that is filled with as much deer meat as it can hold, and antler bits that he could use for something other than stabbing.
Food?: Ignacius didn’t get a chance to eat anything before he passed out, but he did drink enough water to keep him hydrated for the moment being.