Summary of notable events- well today, after I was carried away by ants yesterday, I spent the whole night and all of today in the ant hill. It was really fun and the little yellow creatures were so friendly to me. but then I found their leader, Madame President. She was a big ass rude bitch and she had to die. I was to take her throne. And that exactly what I did. But when she died, all my new children fled and it made me sad cause I got no milkshakes. Not a single one.
But then I found out why they fled. Because of that bitch! That bitch who snuck up on me and attacked me. I didn't even know who he was even, But he thought he was being slick...NOPE. I killed him. Which was also really fun, but just a waste of my time.
Current location- Outside the ant house
Your injuries- Swollen knee (reduced), Stab wound in side reopened (stitched, treated and bandaged), Slice across chest (treated and bandaged), Right thumb nail missing (treated and bandaged) Gash on arm (stitched, treated, bandaged) stab wound in shoulder (treated, bandaged)
Weapons- Mace, Giant spider leg, Crowbar, Machete, ax, regular sized dagger, lil sized dagger, hunter’s knife, 2 big hooks
Items- Dory’s ribs, basket of fruits, a pretty new backpack! two vials of clear liquid, iodine, a new loaf, more liquid, berries, 4 matches, lots of rope!
The queen ant thinks you’re being quite rude. She gets down from her pedestal and slashes at you, causing you to stumble back. Close the OS with how you kill the queen!
The big bitch jumps down from her high standing throne to the ground to meet me. Wasting absolutely no time in lashing out towards me. I jump back to dodge her sweeping arm and stumble to the floor. “Alright, okay, well fuck you!” I announce before jumping up from the ground.
I rip my new machete from its home and clutch it tightly as I rush the president. Small yellow ants come to her aid, but she lashes out at them as well. As most queen ants do, she fights to protect herself and herself only. Even if its to the detriment of the colony. She is her only concern, not her thousands of children.
Glistening yellow bodies fly through the air as she dives out of the reach of my blade. Her pincers snap in the air at me and I narrowly escape each strike. She is fast and strategic. But she is far too big for me to harm her where I stand.
I turn on my heels and sprint for the wall. I reach a small pathway used by the worker ants and run up it. It leads to her original resting place, her pedestal. When I gain height over the big bitch, I prepare myself to ounce onto her back. But as I readied myself, her back unveiled long shimmering wings.
She kept into the air and flew directly for me. Before I could jump from her pedestal, she grabbed onto my suit with her pincers and continued ascending. She snapped over and over again, trying to get my flesh caught in her pincers, but I dangled there.
As she began to grow closer to the ground, I reached up and hacked at her pincers with my machete, causing one half of them to fall to the earth. A sound of pain and angry erupted from the queen and she dropped my to the floor.
Her face began to become covered in blood and her flying became erratic. Smacking into the walls of the colony until she bent one of her wings. She flew in circles, more screaming coming from her pained body. She spiraled in the air, coated in blood, until she slammed back into the ground.
I wasted no time in taking advantage of her state. I jumped immediately onto her back and dug my machete deep into her flesh before yanking it out once more. Over and over I met her body, covering myself in her blood. Her big ass legs kicked and her screams became more and more scarce. The big bitch ceased and I slid down.
All around me, my subjects looked on. “Well, hello bitches! I am Apricot, your new president.” I brushed some of the dead queens blood off of my body. “Do y'all have milkshakes...or something? That was just annoying. Clean this up!” I demanded of my new children.
Walking through the tunnels, I've found some nice shit. I rest the jar of honey in my first parachute bag that still remains tied to my waist, and slip my lil dagger into my sleeve, in case i need it. There isn't much light that breaks into the tunnels. In fact, there is no more sunlight where I am, only the soft orange glow of the ambers. Wonderful!
When i turn the corner, I find....more giant bugs. What the fuck. “Mother fuck, bitch!” I scream to myself. Why this god damn forest has to be filled with giant bugs? That's rude, and I'm sick of it.
I step out into the huge cavernous room with a smile on my face. I look around and see that the little yellow ants are bringing big bitch food and shit. She must be the president. I bow, in respect, to our leader. “Hello ma’am, how are you today?” I greet the big bitch. But she only snarls at me, anger registering on her big ant face, weird. I can tell now that she will, without hesitation, cut me in half with her big scissors on her face.
So I slip the giant spider leg out from behind me and throw it at her “Fuck with me, madame president.”
Summary of notable events- I didn't do shit today. I got abducted by ants but that was fun and they took me to their tree. been spending a lot of time in trees. They let he rest there for the day which I didn't mind because it helped my body rest a little more with no interruption. So thank you ants, Ill never forget you.
Current location- The ant house
Your injuries- Swollen knee (reduced), Bruises along left side of back, Stab wound in side (treated and bandaged), Slice across chest (treated and bandaged), Shallow cut on neck (healing), Right thumb nail missing (treated and bandaged), Bruised nose, Thin cut on cheekbone (healing)
And indeed, it is lovely. Inside of this tree, everything shines orange, as if encased in amber. There are many pathways carved by these happy yellow ants, and there are even stairs, too (3 levels). Do you take one of the many pathways on the bottom floor (A, B, C, D) or do you head upwards?
AS the tiny ants bring my body into the tree, everything fades to dark for just a moment. Then, suddenly, the giant cavern ignites with a soft orange glow. “Mother fuck me!” I start, a smile exploding on my face. “Its so pretty in here!”
The ants crawl out from under me, running off to continue their days work. “Thank you bitches!” I wave them off. There are thousands more of the tiny yellow ants. All doing their job in nice orderly lines. “So efficient, wonderful!”
In a row in front of me I see four pathways, and to the right theres a set of stairs...strange. I bend down and place my chin on the ground, an inch or two away from a line of busy ants. “Do you use these stairs?...Who’s stairs are these?” I ask, but i am greeted with no response. I stand and shrug it off before heading down the third pathway ( c ).
I wake up, Uncomfortable and sore. My body aches in dull thrones that travel up my back and across my chest. The heat hasn't let up even slightly, and maybe has gotten worse. I want to get somewhere else, But from what I can see across this bridge it looks no better on that other island.
When I jump down, I see a line of ant traveling through the forest, all in a row and all carrying items for themselves. “Wow! Hello little bitches.” I whisper. A laugh escapes my lips just before I get swept away by the tiny creatures.
“WoW! Where are we going, I never purchased a ticket!” I announce, confused and patting my body to see if I have one. I hope I don't get in trouble for this. Is this what roller coasters are? When will I fid out.
Soon we arrive at another large tree. Like the spider tree. Fuck that tree. We enter through a large opening and the entire inside of the tree is hollow. “Wow, I love what you've done in here. its lovely!”
Summary of notable events- Well today was really fun! I woke up in my tree and found that the forest got really super warm. Its still really hot. And all foggy and dense. But when I jumped down from my tree, I noticed that there was light in the distance where it wasn't before. So, I got really excited and ran right to it.
But that all turned out to be a trap for the pretty bitches to get me to fight someone. It was some guy I didn't even know even. He tried to run but then the trees moved and made a wall and we were locked in together. And then i found out he was a rude bitch, which made the game even more fun!
I killed him with my new crowbar and then threw him off the island because I was sick of his messy mess face. All concaved and shit, atrocious! So now I'm in a new tree and I got another present and it helped me heal myself. Vienna must be so proud of me! I miss her...
Current location- in a new tree, near the edge of the forest island
Your injuries- Swollen knee, Bruises along left side of back, Bruised temple, Stab wound in side (treated and bandaged), Slice across chest (treated and bandaged), Shallow cut on neck, Right thumb nail missing (treated and bandaged), Bruised nose, Thin cut on cheekbone, Scrapped knuckles
Weapons- Mace, Giant spider leg, Crowbar, Machete
Items- Net, Dory’s ribs
What you have eaten- other half of loaf, remaining liquids
“Well this is simply not acceptable.” I announce, taking a tally of all my injuries. My body thrones with a dull pain. I have a slight shortness of breath from the excursion and I need a god damn nap. But that doesn't tarnish my mood as I skip about the clearing, gathering up all of my items, the dead assholes, and of course his ribs.
I sit for a moment and wait for something to happen. I glance at the walls of trees and yell into the air. “Let me out pretty bitches, its dead!” I shout, gesturing to the edge of the island where I threw his body into the purple ocean.
Then, just as the words left my lips. The wooden tendrils come back to life once more. The trunks of the trees disperse in the forest line. The arms dig back into the heart and I can see into the deep woods once more. “Thank you!” I shout to the pretty bitches with a smile.
But I don't want to go back in there. Its dark and all the trees makes it even hotter. Out here, I feel a slight breeze. Its warm and sticky feeling. But its better than nothing. AS I stand to move, I hear beeping again. I become instantly overjoyed and drop all my items. “Fuck yes! Come to me shiny!” I scream with open arms and snatch the small box out of the air. I open it to find a bottle of clear liquid and some tape! “Wonderful” I smack the lid shut and grab all my shit before running to the edge of the island.
I walk to the forest line at the edge of the island and enter. Moving a few yards away from the cliff. I find a tree and try to pull myself up. When I do, I realize that my arms are barely working. “Well, this is some bullshit! Again!”
It slipped my mind that my arms were forcibly ripped from their sockets, peculiar. I grip my right arm with my left hand close to my side. I grit my teeth and take a deep breath before slamming the side of my shoulder into the bark.
A loud pop rattles in my ear and I gasp for air. Black haze begins to circle around my vision and I grunts in pain. “fuck...” I sigh, my arm in general feels a hell of a lot better, but that hurt like a mother bITch! I turn to the there side and prepare myself for the second impact. Gritting my teeth, I slam into the bark once more.
This time I fall to my knees and clutch the the roots of the trees. I steady my breathing until the pain subsides again. I stand and roll both of my arms around. Making sure they've returned to their correct positions. “Fuck that guy, who even was that even?”
Once in the tree, I set all my items aside and get to work on my wounds. I dose my most significant wounds with the clear liquid labeled ‘antiseptic.’ Those being the stab wound in my side, the slash across my chest, and my missing thumb nail. I use a very tiny amount on the rest of my more shallow wounds to make sure they don't become invaded by some bitches and cause me to have to cut my arm off.
Then I wrap the bandage around my side, a small section of it around my thumb, and do my best to wrap it around my chest without causing a new flood of blood to pour from my body.
After I treat myself, I remove my remaining bread and water and eat that shit. But slowly so it can last a little longer. Thats something they told me at the survival station with the oyster. But she’s dead now, and thats fucked up. I would have invited her over to my coastal home. I know she really did want to come.
After Dory’s cannon fires and Apricot settles down, she notices another sponsor gift coming for her. Inside is a roll of medical bandages and a tube of antiseptic. There is no note.
Summary of notable events- Well! Let me tell you, I am very verypissed that I did not kill Mess Face. I wanted to stomp on his face with my own foot. But some nasty bitch killed him before I got to him. But whatever, there are more bitches here.
After I got off that pretty island with the tingly water, I found a big glowing forest! And everything in here is so pretty! It all glows with lots of colors and the trees are so tall. But then I found a moist hole that was filled with giant fucking spiders. And I had no choice but to deal with them. They were so rude, I'm offended. But I killed them all, and stole the biggest one’s leg, which seems to be covered in weird glowing purple blood...interesting.
But after they all died, I almost died too. But in the chest I found a lil vial of anti venom, which prevented my death for now. So I got nothing but bullshit from this fucking hole.
Immediately my ass climbed this tree and a little silver angel floated down to me and gave me a lovely loaf and some liquids. Now I'm sleeping, I wonder if Vienna found someone else to make her margaritas...fucked up.
Current location- in the spider tree
Your injuries- thin cut on upper arm, thin cut on thigh, bruises on shoulder
As I get settled in my new living space, I asses the damage done to my body. From that battle with the spiders I earned a thin cut on my upper arm, a slightly larger one on my left thigh and Bruising around my shoulder. Not bad, but fuck those bitches!
When I slid the giant spider leg from my rope belt, I feel that is is coated with a think deep color. A mixture of red and purple, too purple to be blood alone. And it gives off a slight red glow. How strange! I throw that bitch to the side, along with my mace and create a small nest for my to rest my tired ass in for tonight.
I start to drift off to sleep when I hear a very fait beeping. Too faint to cause alarm, but I shoot up to my feet, squatting on my hands as it becomes louder. It becomes louder and closer.
“What. WhAT! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK - oh.” Its a little silver box thing. Vienna said that these could possibly find me in the game. She said they have so delicious items in them, usually.
I snatch that bitch from the air like it was Lola’s wig and pull it into my hidey hole. I flip the lid open and find a lovely loaf and some liquids. “Wonderful!” I exclaim.
I lean back against the tree and eat some of the bread. I hadn't realized how hungry i was until just now. I suppose throwing everything I had in my stomach up before could be the issue here. I eat half the loaf of bread and drink a little more than half the water before I knock the fuck out.
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