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[n-kacchan]

[ Hes gonna lean right in close and sniff the other curiously, staring ] ~n-deku ( I need them to meet I am sorry but I'm not )

[Backs away from the stranger and growls quietly, then instantly freezes. From behind his muzzle, his words are muffled and quiet.]

Mas…ter?

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[[ @temptingannihilation @courtinggrievances ]] > This is enough of a load that you're keeping it in your sylladex. You get your belt on proper and key in the coords given. > Oh god, sand. You hate sand so much. > Anyway. Pop out a big ol' basket from your sylladex (it's a basket day) and inside check that everything is still in order. This was a good shopping trip. > You didn't find turkey, but there is a small chicken, a thing of ham, some bacon they could probably fry by setting out in the sun for a few seconds, and several bags of dried fruits, vegetables, and of course jerky. > Look, you really had walked into the store intending to just grab a turkey but...

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> Change into some clothes better suited for a spar, and craft up some gloves for those fishy claws of yours. They’ve got potential for real damage and you just wanna have some fun and fries dunked in milkshakes after.

> Seems like a nice way to meet someone, yeah?

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[[ @cattehearted ]]

> First up is the basket. White wicker, leather strap, and a little magnet lock shaped like a kitty head. Once opened, a note with your temp coords is right on the top.

> Inside the basket! Three boxes of tea: raspberry, mango, and lemon ginger. Cherry and strawberry jellos, three of each! And you couldn’t think of any pudding besides chocolate, so there’s four of that. And a big tupperware container just, full of trail mix.

> All the extra space in the basket is filled with little toys for Lil Pounce, and also a cuddle-sized plush of Lil Pounce himself! Or at least, what you think he looks like. It’s a fluffy white cat with green eyes.

> And of course, for the finishing touch, there’s a small potted eldritch lilac! In bloom, as it always is. This one’s blooms are more toward the white and light purple side of things, but maybe as it grows the darker purples and blacks will show up.

> You check the coords given again and nervously bounce on your toes. Hopefully she’ll like this? Gods, what if you’re overdoing it. What if the lilac looks freaky? What if-?!

> No no no, don’t think about that, you worked hard you nerd just send it!!!

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==>

You've been waiting for this, looking over the last few places that Kankri will pick from, and you are nervous. Yes, this was your idea, and yes, you're looking forward to a whole day with your kismesis.

But this whole day is gonna be spent by the ocean.

In the ocean.

You know Kankri can take the terror away from you, and he said that he was okay with it. He was excited about it. And you are too! But also just... really really fucking anxious.

The ocean is death.

That's been hammered into your mind for years now.

But you want it to be something else now. You want to use the chance being a seadweller has offered. Maybe that was the whole point of this thing.

Only one way to find out, right?

Your kismesis is knocking at your door.

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> NO CROCKERS IN THIS TIMELINE'S WEIRD FAMILY UNITS, HALLELUJAH. > You flop back on the bed with a Very Very Loud sigh of relief. Kankri stirs to ask what's the matter and you sort of pat his hair and mumble an assurance. > You still don't know what you're going to do when you actually run into a direct Crocker alt but hey! That's not your problem right now so you can just keep ignoring it. Life is great.

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M!A: pink goatee and curled 'stache for a week unless shaved off.

> You’ve been extremely stressed for fuck knows how long now, it’s been a long few weeks, so while you’re laughing you’re also bursting into tears, why is existing so like this.

> It is pretty fucking hilarious though, you think. Very dashing, you determine via your currently blurry vision.> Buuuuut it might complicate cleaning up all the makeup you put on to hide your facial injuries.

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> The kicker here is people behaving like your kismesis swanned on up and got the ruling position just like that. > He had to fight for it, dumbasses. He had to suffer for it on levels that you still don't know. > You've seen his wrists plenty, and the fucked up chitin down his arm. Divine right, fucking really. His blood might have allowed him a chance but by no means was this just given to him. > It's a good thing none of these people talking like that about him are physically nearby, because you wouldn't hesitate.