#activate summer

[devastationwagon]

I know you mostly follow me for my cynical nihilism and chiseled abs, but dang if I didn’t have some pure joy on walk #1 today.

This, plus the most romantic gift ever (a playlist to remind me that I’m strong and loved and that quitting my job was the best decision ever), just sent me into cool summer bliss.

Here’s the playlist in case you want to follow along at home:

Happy Tuesday!

[thelowerleisureclass]

Listen/purchase: Activate Summer by The Lower Leisure Class

[devastationwagon]

[devastationwagon]

I was full-on strutting down the street, “Loser” blasting in my headphones. Felt alive and cool and ready for anything. Got home and looked down to see my fully unzipped shorts.

[devastationwagon]

[devastationwagon]

Me, yelling at the weather on my walk.

[devastationwagon]

I’m still here and miss you beautiful weirdos. I don’t know when this marathon of long work days will end, but I’m slowly chipping away at the part of me that believes mission is more important than my self-preservation.

I can’t wait to talk about dick pics and “reblog if you support...” and baby animals and good music and how amazing you all are. This summer is flying by, and I’m all stress-fat and missing the point. I can’t wait to see you again!

[devastationwagon]

Send me two summer experiences, and I will choose the one I prefer and explain why.