#actor!stone

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i need to interview actor!stone and have massive amounts of sexual tension

Mm, imagine that you're the only interviewer Actor!Stone does an interview with alone. Everyone else has to deal with other co-stars of Actor!Stone with him, but you get him all to yourself. (Just pretend the cameras aren't there.)

Stone loves how comfortable you make him, how at ease he is when he's with you, sitting in a chair directly across from you. It's like he can forget about the cameras, that you're just two normal people having a normal conversation.

And the sexual tension is off the charts, even if it seems like he's his regular cold and stoic self.

His eyes keep dropping down to your lips. He swears he tries to get himself to stop looking there, but every time he hears your soothing voice, that's where his eyes go looking. He has to stop himself from licking his own lips at the sight of yours.

He's so talkative with you, sounding almost eager (a first for you and the fans) as he talks about his upcoming movie which he's doing press for. He gives a small huff of amusement when you playfully ask for a minor spoiler and then he boldly makes a gentle tease back about how you're trying to get him, the golden boy, in trouble.

And the fans go wild, because this is the first time he's ever given himself the title of golden boy. Everyone knows he's the media's golden boy, but he's always been humble about it.

But here, now in this interview, it seems like he's preening at your attention and trying to subtly impress you!

And after the interview airs, everyone's gossiping about how relaxed Stone was with you and how much of a great interviewers you are.

The producers and Stone's agent definitely want to keep getting interviews with you doing the interview because your two's chemistry is unmatched.

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something something interviewer reader doing another interview with actor!stone but there’s another costar there as well this time and they’re hogging all the questions and clearly trying to get it on with reader🫣

Actor!Stone is so quiet during this interview, just watching his costar hog all of your attention.

Any question you ask him, the costar answers for him. The costar is one of the celebrities who are envious of Stone's popularity, so they try and paint him as an absolute villain on set.

They tell you all fake stories about how Stone yells at everyone and how he looks down upon the caterers and production people. They're clearly just making up shit (shit they've probably done themselves), anything to try and taint Stone's portrayal as the golden boy.

And the absolutely worst part is that they keep flirting with you too, which leads you to stop the interview just to turn them down. Which clearly makes them flustered because how dare you turn them down?

And after the interview airs, everyone on social media is bashing the costar, saying how uncouth they were to try and defame Stone. What airs after the interview is a journalist speaking up about the costar's accusations and the journalists goes through each story and debunks it, informing the public on who actually did every disgraceful thing the costar tried to pin on Stone.

Safe to say, the costar more or less gets blacklisted. And you do another interview, this time alone, with Actor!Stone. Where he so humbly decides not to bash the costar and instead focuses his time on staying away from the topic of drama in the interview.

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hear me out. actor!stone doing like a scene where its either a boxing match or a straight up streetfight in an alley or smth. sfx artist!reader going absolutely ham with the bruises and blood in preparation.

or a silly idea: what if the aus merge. like. sure, stone retires, takes up boxing but ends up getting so popular hes offered an acting gig hfgkhfg something something bro ends up getting a biography movie and now theres another reason to kiss coach!reader

idk im in a silly mood, these probably make no sense hfdfdshg

~ rusty

Actor!Stone turning out be former Boxer!Stone is so juicy. A variation of Actor!Stone, if you will. One that's married to Coach!Reader.

Stone having to act as himself in a biography movie and he refuses to have anyone play you in the movie, except for you, of course. He knows the infamous kissing in the ring after a match will pop up in the movie and he'll be damned if he kisses anyone but you.

Imagine getting to recreate that scene and have him melting in your arms in front of all of those cameras (though of course there's a lack of an actual cheering audience like the first time). Imagine getting to the part of the movie where they recreate your wedding and you see Stone walk down an aisle in his wedding dress (the costuming department put him in that wedding dress for the authenticity) and seeing him look as breathtaking as he did on your actual wedding day.

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thinking about a blooper reel/general behind the scenes footage for a movie actor!kali and actor!stone starred in. maybe it was for a movie by director!reader. or maybe reader just worked on it. lets say reader's both a director and prop designer here

something something one of them breaks a prop on accident in front of a camera and its just like "oh *fuck*. noone tell reader, holy shit, whatever you do, *dont* tell reader, we can superglue this back together-" and it cuts to the superglue doing absolutely nothing and just making it worse ghfsgsdf

maybe it cuts to reader just looking at it and deflating cuz. "come ON who the hell did that >:/// why didnt noone tell me about this!!!"

maybe its not even like that bad of a thing, maybe just a fake knife broke, or maybe, worst case, its a prop they knew reader spent a shit tonna time on and is important for the film itself. like idk a giant set piece thats gonna take ages to fix and repaint

~ rusty

Actor!Stone: What do we do? What do we do?

Actor!Kali: I can fix it!

Plot twist, he in fact could not fix it. Who saw that coming? Stone did.

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what if movie director!reader.. yknow how some directors have like one or two actors that appear in every single of their movies? yeah thats reader with actor!stone and actor!kali

maybe progressively the movies strayed from being those epic thrillers with guns and gore galore and turned into more aesthetic, romance-y feeling ones.

something something reader mentioning in an interview that their work genre shifted because of those 2, and how much happier hes just gotten w them, and it just happened to reflect into their works.

... something something director!reader also starring in his own movie once. idk maybe it takes place in like a gay bar or whatever, and its the 3 of them as like extras for that scene, pure heart-eyes on camera for like only 5 seconds. straight up looks like a fancam, and the scene is primed and ready for those pink and heart themed edits people make

something something theres a one-off scene of the three of them getting in a car, also in the bg, being all over each other. just small scenes like that. things you *have* to pay attention to to even notice, even on repeat viewings

maybe in the credits its listed as: kali as: [x character] and himself stone as: [x character] and himself reader as: himself

maybe the whole movie was made as an excuse to announce their relationship and undying love, but its subtle. but the fans probably figured it all out the first time they appeared on screen together

~ rusty

The fans totally figure it out before the media does. The media takes forever to figure out that you, Actor!Stone, and Actor!Kali are in a relationship. The fans love making edits of you three using the movie scenes.

Some hardcore action fans hated the movie because they sat down expecting it to be action-packed only for it to turn romantic at the end, but those fans are few. Overall, mostly everyone loved the movie.

It gets nominated for an Oscar.

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maybe in the middle of recording the sleepytired podcast, actor!kali and actor!stone just stop as the door creaks over. maybe the mic just picks up the sound of headphones dropping and someone running, and then theres just stone quietly talking like "hey, hey, youre s'pposed to be in bed, why are you up?" maybe a *barely* picked up mumble of "missed you.." from reader.

i see kali narrating this to the mic as it happens, probably with an audible smile.

maybe reader joins in from the side, but only with the condition of getting some warm blankets and proper meds. maybe he's not even plugged into the mic, just laying on the couch behind the table, speaking up every so often

idk i think this is adorable. no im not sorta-kinda-maybe sick rn wdym haha.. coUgh sickfics for the win either way

~ rusty

I feel like Actor!Kali absolutely refuses to have you sit in your own spot, you're sitting on his lap so he can massage your temple if it's hurting because of your congested nose. Also he gets cuddles, so win-win.

Actor!Stone just has him take vitamins beforehand because Kali's a bitch when sick and with you sick, Stone doesn't want to take a chance of having to deal with two sick people. (He loves you two, but considering how you two are when sick.... Well, his love can only help him for so long.)

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When Actor! Stone finally worked up the courage to ask his stylist to put him in a dress for the upcoming event, they scoffed and sneered. Naturally, Kali fired them on the spot and introduced Stone to Stylist! Reader, who took one look at the huge, burly figure that is Stone and said “You would fucking rock a gown,” and immediately got to work hand-making a slutty dress with a slit on each side. 🫧

I at first thought the stylist in the beginning was Stylist!Reader and I got very scared and then I read the entire ask.

Actor!Stone would rock a gown, you're so right. He goes out to the event in the slutty gown you made him with Actor!Kali on his arm looking very dapper in the suit you made him. They sing your praises in the interviews, Kali twirls Stone around so the camera can see the gown from every angle.

You did such a great job that the media sings your praises in the news the next day, gushing about how well Stone and Kali looked in your clothes. And perhaps, your clientele goes up, every other celebrity wanting you to design their clothes for their next events.

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something something that couples trend where they find nailpolish to match each others eyes. but like with stone, kali and reader so each hand is a diff color...

~ rusty

Actor!Stone and Actor!Kali go out somewhere and they have matching nail polish. It actually furthers the rumor that you and Kali are in a relationship and not you and Stone because only Kali has both Stone's eye color and yours on his nails (Stone only has Kali's).