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mucore (211016): catboy and catgirl !
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Dialogue Prompts from my daily life
"I swear to god - "
"What? "
"I am now this close to a mental breakdown," I pinch my fingers together until they turn pale. "Do your part of the project before I resort to murder."
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"You want an explanation as to why the AJK and farewell situation is like this?" I twirl around the St. John room, as if I'm not trespassing. "I have one: politics."
"Everything is politics." I repeat, quoting a line from my favourite e-book
AJK= ahli jawatankuasa (president, secretary, treasurer etc)
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"I'm not exactly hot and gorgeous," mum said casually, "your dad was quite popular back in the day."
"You must've done something right, because he married you instead of any of the others."
"Your dad married me because he's the sort of guy who cares less about appearances than character. Those sort of men are on the brink of extinction."
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"Lets dye our hair together after graduation. Effective immediately." A sharp grin from my friend in our group of four predominantly English-speaking girls. Our pasttimes are reading and simping after characters, real life and fictional alike. Benedict Cumberbatch does amazing as Sherlock Holmes.
I duck out, hands placed in an 'I surrender' position. "Maybe if we're 30?"
She shieks in outrage. "30? Why?"
"I have to take Form 6, besides our hair are all black and I don't wanna bleach my hair." It would be pointless anyway.
These actually happened and I'm trying to remember then so I oost it here.
Now do you believe me?
Look me in the eyes. what does it look like
Black and brown and white?
"Hey can borrow your phone real quick?" Hold on a sec *deletes a bunch of memes idk I why I have saved*
Cash register: *prints an average length receipt*
Customer: ha... HahaHA WOW that's a NOVEL right there I mean REALLY how many trees did they have to chop down to print this thing haha JEEZ I mean I could write a letter to my brother in San Francisco on that thing! So much receipt for just one item? Are there even any coupons on there? Hah well that's just silly. ANYWAY I don't really need that, you can throw it away have a great day.
stranger: “hey man you want a beer”
me: wut..?? ur just gonna give me a beer??”
stranger: “yeah i have a lot”
me: ok cool ill take on then man. whats ur name??”
stranger: “im mason”
me: “oh shit i know u! .....cool !..... ok. alright...., its so dark.”
mason: “:yeah. thats why i offered u the beer. im not gonna give a stranger my beer.”
me: oh yeah right. its so dark.
mason: “yeah”
me: “its so dark”
Customer: What, am I boring you?
Me: No, sir. This is just my face.
