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dazzlingdoe said: h ug them Golly

How bingbong responds

Sore throat/random aches: Eeehhhh, it’ll go away.

Ear infection/ear pain: GO TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW.

Teeth problems: Pfft, I can totally wait until my next visit to get this fixed. So what if it’s six months away?

Life/socializing: *hides and cowers*

I tried to download it, but I didn't have enough space left in my phone.

—I didn't read your book because…

I'll read it when you make a hard copy.

I haven't read your book because…

Me: So what's on the gay agenda tonight?

Dick (with uncertainty): World... Domination?

Me: Shhh! The neighbours!!!

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