#actually cackling

[loversnoworse]

lmao whoooo did this

[pyxy-styx]

Got asked if I was playing Bisexuality Bingo in the grocery self check yesterday and still haven't gotten over it because the person who said it was basically unable to talk to me for the first year I worked in that building lol

[z0mbiew00d]

This screenshot looks like Cleo’s checking out Martyn’s ass and I cannot stop laughing

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

*Little girl goes up for the karaoke*

Host: "Hiyah, pet. What's an interesting fact about yourself?"

Girl: "Well, I have ADHD."

[eowyn1986]

Phil: I'm nervous, it's big

Dan (at the same time): it's part of my branding

Me: 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

[swagging-back-to]

WAIT IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I MIGHTVE LOST LIKE A THOUSAND FOLLOWERS

[caffeinatedoggy]

Has Shinobu ever been in a rough altercation in the outside world where she ended up getting punched in the stomach by mean customer and belch-barfed her lunch up?

Anon, this is so hilariously specific I want to kiss you on your silly billy forehead.

Anyways, no.

PS- Anon, if you’d like to turn your ask to a more generalized vomit kink ask, feel free to do so, I only take issue with the ask because it’s sheer specificity is not to my liking~

[jewishbarbies]