#actuallyzenyatta

[zaolat]

@abanthis @officialhelljumper @actuallyzenyatta

apparently xkit’s replies are broken because I had to do the Ye Olde Screenshot but aNYWAY

i’m...so fucking bitter.  like I liked Andromeda, I did.  I think it was a good game.  But Destiny is my FAVORITE game and everyone has spent the past three fuckin years shitting all over it and mocking anyone who dared enjoy the game and when they finally realized that it was actually successful and people liked it they are like “wait shit back the fuck up” and are now all trying to be like Destiny or saying they’ll “do it right”

like no Bungie are doing it right just fine fuck you

i truly underestimated my level of biterness about this subject

[taxevaderoftheday]

Today’s Tax Evader Of The Day Is:

Me. Co-founder and CEO-I-Guess of taxevaderoftheday: @actuallyzenyatta dot tumblr dot com. I have been evading taxes under your noses this whole time and you’ve all been none the wiser! :O

This has all been a lie, of course I haven’t betrayed the vigilant ways of taxpaying and calling out evaders, but see how easy it is to lie on the internet? If it was that easy to convince all of you that I was actually secretly evading taxes, imagine how easy it is for evaders to convince us all that they AREN’T evading taxes. 

That’s why we must all be ever-vigilant and each do our part to stop this tax dodging menace once and for all. :O

[terribletide]

a couple of guys, a couple of droids, outrageous fun

[zaolat]

@actuallyzenyatta replied to your post: @actuallyzenyatta replied to your post: ...

destiny: story mode

forreal though like...this just...looks like Destiny without the Traveler...Bioware get your hands away from anything remotely close to my favorite game thanks I don’t trust you

[zaolat]

@actuallyzenyatta: 

honestly i don't think i'd be so excited about destiny 2 finally coming to pc if it weren't for how much you hype up the first game you do such a good job of showing how unnecessarily cynical abt that game people are and i just. really wanna finally try it without ppl like bioware tryina piggyback off of its success

ahhh thank you!! Destiny has grown a lot in the past 3 years and it’s been worth it every step of the way tbh

the way people talk about it or talk to people who like it is so bad...like I remember when Rise of Iron was released and everyone was screeching about how terrible it would be and how that anyone who bought or enjoyed it was awful and “what’s wrong with gamers” and it was just...terrible

even now people are like “lol Destiny 1.5 looks great” IT’S A SEQUEL YOU FUCKS

and now everyone’s backtracking bc despite all the fucking negativity people enjoy the game and it’s successful, and they’re trying to rip it off after bashing it for three years and it’s super transparent, like a complete 180 and i’m angry

I’m really glad all my Destiny blogging has made you excited about Destiny 2!! I hope you enjoy it, it’s such a rich universe and has such amazing lore

[zaolat]

all your destiny 2 hype is getting me so frickin jazzed for the game omg i'm so excited bungie is finally blessing me with the ability to play it by putting it on PC

JOIN THE HYPE TRAIN I loooove this game/series and I’m so excited for the next one! :D

And yes!!! Glad my PC friends will be able to join in!

[odos-bucket]

just tried to seduce a ferris wheel, got a nat 19 and had a +4 modifier but the DM still wouldn’t let me do it. I FEEL CHEATED

[dollbandcry]

actuallyzenyatta replied to your post: BBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSSSTTTAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINN...

OH SHIT WHICH STREAM IS IT ON, (youtube’s stream is just showing off some weird orcs must die knockoff)

its in a few hours at 7pm in the downtime between microsoft n bethany