task one → working nine to five (introducing: lacey’s work family)
Mary Goldstein ;; 78 ;; owner. worked as a lawyer for eight months before deciding to open a bakery instead. learned to love baking from her jewish-american mother. married her wife Bessie in 2011.
Bessie Sommers ;; 83 ;; co-owner. pops in every few weeks to check in. prefers to spend her time volunteering at the public library or training for her amateur 60+ boxing league. married her wife Mary in 2011.
Clementine Cook ;; 71 ;; worked as a teacher for 32 years before retiring to bake bread. hits on theo’s older brother whenever he comes in. has floor to ceiling windows in her apartment and likes to bang her husband weekly in front of them. believes masturbation is the best form of stress relief. isn’t allowed to decorate birthday cakes anymore.
Doris Fitzpatrick ;; 72 ;; fosters rescue dogs. thinks emojis are the best thing about modern technology. thought Lacey’s name was Lucy for the first seven months she worked there. now it’s a joke, where she calls Lacey Lucy, and Lacey calls Doris Dolores.
Phyllis Howard ;; 63 ;; used to be the youngster of the group before Lacey was hired. needs to work on her croissants but boy does she try. exclusively wears “world’s best grandma” shirts underneath her apron. thinks puppy dog pals is the cutest cartoon this country has ever seen (she’s right).
Marta Mendoza ;; 68 ;; immigrated to the US from Argentina in 1987. has three sons, all doctors. regularly participates in (and wins) hot dog eating contests. the weekly work-wide knitting circle is held at her house. has a rottweiler named princess.
Myrtle Olsen ;; 70 ;; doesn’t talk much but when she does, you better listen. alludes to the idea that she may have killed a man in the 70s but the police could never prove anything. teaches Sunday school, and is Snickerdoodle’s current Scrabble champion.
Hilda VanAntwerp ;; 67 ;; retired US Air Force. has had two hip and one knee replacements, but still kicks ass at shuffleboard. came out as bisexual earlier this year and the whole bakery threw her a party.














