MAEby Baby

Mae Díaz. 22. NYC. I'm just a simple gal asking for life to be a cheesy romcom. My kids @ Gymboree Play & Music think I'm cool af so ur opinion doesn't matter!!!! Hmu for pics of my cat, Duck!!

[yesyesyoumae]

INSTAGRAM: @maebybaby UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO!

she was the last puppy in the box, so i took her home! i think she looks pretty happy about it, what do you think??

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streetsmartstevie‌:

Too much nog, next question. …You do realize getting any kind of tattoo, candy cane or not, means you need to get stabbed with a tiny needle for hours on end? My half sleeve took six and a half hours, not including breaks. You should stick a temporary, peel-off one.

Did you just say “too much nog” because I used my noggin too much so you’re saying I was too smart for you to comprehend? Because it sounds absolutely correct. 

Wait, so if I decide to get a smiley face on my ass, it’s gonna take hours? It’s just two dots and half a circle??? But, FINE, that’s fair! Just as long as you’re prepared with quarters to hand me so I can buy said peel-off tattoos. I really want a bunny and I saw it at the grocery store where they still sell those tattoos in the machine thingy!!

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pucker-sauce‌:

Have you never seen Corpse Bride, MaeBae? That shit is super romantical. 

WHILE THIS IS TRUE, it’s not--at its core--a romcom. It’s like super sad bc her fiance killed her and shit :( 

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reaglane‌:

I watched the original Addams Family a lot as a kid, actually! It was just my level of kind of spooky but also so much more than that. I’m definitely handing out candy, at least to the kids that live in my apartment building! I grabbed the most delicious sounding bag as soon as I saw them being sold– I can’t wait to see all the adorable little costumes that hopefully come to my door! I’m also not really sure what I’m going to be for Halloween anyways if anything! 

I accept. It would probably be wise to watch movies away from my place for once, I’ve been watching as many scary movies as I can! But like, actually scary ones. Horror movies with ghosts, especially, I can’t get enough of those! 

You did NOT, but now I’m questioning ever having my future children watching that movie. Or just making sure to add a few more locks on the doors so the mini Reagan’s of the world don’t stumble into the subway just like mini Mae did! I’m glad you were safe though, and I’m sure it sounded like the trip of your lifetime when you were on it. But also kind of terrifying. 

Wait...THERE’S A SHOW?? I’ve just been watching the movies wtf I feel lied to now??? 

Yesssss! I’ll have all the unhealthy snacks possible, I keep a secret stash now that Stevie tells me everything I eat is bad for me and I fear her replacing my stuff with healthy stuff without me knowing :( Honestly? Suite Life of Zack and Cody’s Halloween episode is pretty fucking scary, but I’ve also watched some spookier shit. Like Casper. And Candyman. I’ll let you guess which one gave me nightmares. 

TO BE FAIR, I highly doubt a crazy ass child like me could ever be replicated unless i decide to reproduce then rip world because combining the genes of me and Stevie sounds dangerous! 

I mean, I somehow made it back! Which is SHOCKING considering I was an idiot who would 10/10 follow you if you said you have a puppy. STILL WOULD. 

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streetsmartstevie‌:

Babe, I know you like rom-coms more than life itself, but you gotta let spooky season take it’s course. When else are all the edgy teenagers going to express themselves? Plus, the shop gets way more adults/reformed emo kids who come in for tattoos this time of year than Christmas time. No one decides to get a holly wreath tattooed on them.

Oh REALLY? Explain THIS, then!!!

I’ll wait!!! Some people really fucks with Christmas, babe, don’t knock ‘em down for that. Like, I’d 10/10 get a candy cane tattoo. I’ll withhold the placement of it tho lol

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reaglane‌:

There’s gotta be a Halloween rom-com out there, somewhere! Society’s put literally everything into a romantic comedy, there’s gotta be a way to make trick or treating and costumes and candy romantic! I’ve never really adored any holiday, but Halloween at least allows me to watch scary movies more often and stock up on discounted milk duds in bulk. 

I have to admit, I haven’t seen a single one of those movies, but I do plan on watching The Polar Express about 21 times in the month of December– it makes me feel about 25 years younger. And the soundtrack? An actual work of art. 

There isn’t and there SHOULD be one :( Like, I can think of couples in Halloweenie films that are cute af like in the Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Morticia and Gomez from the Addams Family...but I can’t think of a whole movie centered on love and it happens to mf HALLOWEEN. 

Are you handing out candy for Halloween? And if you are, would you give me candy even if I’m not a cute kid?

OMG YOU SHOULD COME OVER!!! I can catch you up!!! We almost got through summer romance films, so there’s hope we can catch up on all things Christmas-ey and rom-comey~

Did I ever tell you the story of how I thought the subway train would take me to the Polar Express so I took the subway on my own when I was, like, 10? Moral of the story is that I didn’t make it to the North Pole and the man with powder in his nose was NOT playing with snow :(

[yesyesyoumae]

No shade, but I want to skip over Halloween and head straight to CHRISTMAS. I have never heard of a Halloween rom-com, but come November I’m getting my Christmas rom-coms list ready!

Love Actually?? SERENDIPITY?? While You Were Sleeping?? A Christmas Prince?? Bridget Jones’s Diary?? And then we have Henry Goulding and Emilia Clarke coming for my NECK with Last Christmas coming out soon???

Until someone gives me a Halloween rom-com, Halloween is cancelled thank you!!!

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Please do me the honour of accepting my hand. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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c4bellos‌:

Never Be The Same // Camila Cabello

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[yesyesyoumae]

TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ MAE 🙄

SAM: Wow. I didn't know she was looking to leave, you know? But I guess you didn't either.

SAM: I'm not really surprised she didn't tell me though.

SAM: I'm glad you didn't go back to Stacey.

[...]

SAM: Sorry. That was mean.

SAM: Thank you for not holding her back, even though I wish she was still around too.

MAE: she wasnt. it kinda came as a surprise tbh but she's not alone over there! she got a place w brendan so she's got someone and that's good

[...]

MAE: stacey is not a rebound to me. i fucked things up with her, but she still means a lot to me. i know u dont believe that but i rlly wish i couldve opened up to her and been a better gf.

[...]

MAE: yeah for sure

MAE: i miss her a lot

MAE: but still try to reach out, u know? i always nagged her to keep a good relationship w you guys since all i got is my grandma and idk what i'd do w/o her but stevie is stubborn lmao

MAE: its okay if she doesnt ever talk to me ever again so long as she's got you.

[yesyesyoumae]

Text || Rowan & Mae

Rowan: :( mae :(

Rowan: As long as you're okay, I guess that's okay.

[...]

[...]

Rowan: I think I'm like...really clicking with Sage?

Mae: yup!!!!

[...]

Mae: for real? sage? you sure? r u ok|[deleted]

Mae: should i take u to someone did she put you under somet| [deleted]

Mae: ...how [deleted]

Mae: wow okay!

Mae: did NOT see that coming lololol

Mae: but, like, good for you! she's not what i expect for who you'd like u do u

Mae: is she like...nice to you? all the good stuff?

Mae: bc i dont regret stevie for a second but to say that was a fun ride to be on is a lie lmao

Mae: i get it tho :\ mean girls are pretty hot :\

[yesyesyoumae]

TEXTS 📲WINE NOT 🍷

KATE [to group]: This month's pick is Serendipity suggested by our very own Mae Diaz followed up by a short by our up & coming director, Ari Abrams. Food & drinks will be served at 6:30PM this Friday at my place. Showtime is at 7:00PM.

MAE: AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO PREGAME BY GOING TO SERENDIPITY 3 LMK I PLAN TO CRY INTO MY FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE

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Text || Rowan & Mae

Rowan: Wait why are you taking a break from love???

Rowan: C'mon, love is out there for everyone!!

[...]

Rowan: (no I'm totally not avoiding the question now that i've put it out there into the world)

Mae: WELL...

Mae: stevie got a job offer in california and it’s a huge deal and i couldnt NOT let her get the chance to do that ya know?

Mae: we were gonna try to do long distance but after all these months of craziness ? we couldn’t put ourselves through that

Mae: and that’s all im gonna say about that that

Mae: NOW!!! TELL ME!!!

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Text || Rowan & Mae

Rowan: So this’ll be weird, given history.

Rowan: But like, if I don’t tell my best friend, then who the heck do I tell???

Rowan: I think I finally have a crush again.

[...]

Rowan: And I feel like....absurdly guilty about it

[...]

Mae: i honestly dont care how weird this crush of urs is, i just need to be refueled by love esp if im not involved bc we (me) are taking a break from love

Mae: so PLS tell me everything, ro!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ MAE 🙄

SAM: Wait, what?

SAM: When'd that happen? Was it from all the proposing?

SAM: That one she did for a couple weeks? Not really, but she hasn't been talking to me much.

SAM: It was something with her friend and tattooing. That's all I got.

[...]

SAM: Oh. You mean she left?

MAE: no, no it wasn’t that. she always said yes playfully. past tense tho lol

[...]

MAE: well that helped a lot. the whole tattooing in cali. and the online portfolio she made w hunter. she got a job offer and it was one she couldn’t pass up. i wouldn’t let her, you know?

MAE: her art is important to her and it was a great opportunity and i don’t want to stop her

[...]

MAE: yeah she’s gone

[...]

MAE: i guess i jinxed it haha

MAE: but hey

MAE: not ur sister in law anymore 🤪