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[rhythmicmondegreen]

Sometimes i imagine a scenario where i get a terminal illness at my young age and im in my death bed and im like nooo i dont want to die please no please i love my friends and famiñy i need to tell them im sorry nooo and i try to say everything i need to say in like 30 seconds but i cant and thwn i die or something and i dont know how my soul could ever be able to go anywhere if i havent done everything i need to do and thats kinda my motivation at the moment

[castironwaffleiron]

in the _____ (adjective) club. straight up "_____ (verb ending in ing) _____ (noun)" and by "_____ (same noun)", haha, well. let's justr say. _____ (possessive pronoun) _____ (noun)

[hey-its-mx]

"Did they... Just call me... A rectangle?... Mx I'm sorry but I'm going to lobotomize this person."

-@a-unknown-frequency

I'll... only condone it this once, 'kay? And nothing more than an hour or two. Or else, got it? I'm ONLY agreeing because the only lesson he seems to want to learn is through having what goes around come around...

[hey-its-mx]

😝 BLEWWWEHHHH thats right rectangle

-🔮 Mr. Magic Anonymous

...

*Mx tilts its head up to the celling, pinching its nose bridge(?) (Snout bridge???)

Oh for the love of everything..

[hey-its-mx]

"Dear is this fellow giving you trouble? Would you like me to lobotomize them? May not be permanent but it could be fun..."

-@a-unknown-frequency

Jane.

*Mx clicks its tongue, politely folding its hands together and just. Staring. At you. Like a disappointed mother of sorts.

Jane.

I am.. in the midst of scolding this guy on his use of magic. And while I know you have an ACTUAL understanding of what you're doing, unlike this guy, I still don't agree with the concept of toying with people for fun... and I know that you know that.

...So I know you did not just suggest the idea of lobotomizing someone. To me. For fun. In the middle of me scolding this guy for the way he uses magic.

[hey-its-mx]

ohhhh right. That was all a fluke I know what im doing, trust me

-🔮 Mr. Magic Anonymous

*Mx takes a very, very deep breath.

No. You don't...... you really, really don't....

[hey-its-mx]

..yea

-🔮 Mr. Magic Anonymous

Fine, then~!

*Mx sighs, dragging a palm down its face. Rigghhht... keep calm, Mx. You may not like this dude, but.. don't get all up in a twist now. It's slowly begun to count on its fingers as it starts to recall your previous... encounters.

A. You ran me, and several others with cart. Which maybe wouldn't of been so bad if it was just me alone, but no??????? You broke the poor fellows' leg????????? YOU COULD SEE HIS BONE???????

B. After I got myself un-stuck, instead of letting me handle the.. gh.. bone... you completely shoved me out of the way, and- without any preface- tried to start fixing it yourself. You wouldn't let me anywhere NEAR you or him??????

C: You made it worse??? YOU MADE IT SO, SO MUCH WORSE????????

D: YOU TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT. I DON'T KNOW HOW. BUT YOU- YOU TURNED HIM COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT.

*Mx stops for a moment, cringing. It looks alittle queasy, actually...

Do I really have to keep going? Because I can REALLY get going into how reckless and unregulated you use your abilities, to the point you're actively getting people killed with your blatant negligence????? You- you can't just be WILLY NILLY with it, you have to ACTUALLY understand what you're doing and what the consequences will be!!! AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ASK BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THIS!!!!! Good grief...

[hey-its-mx]

Oh come on mxie dont be like that!!! yu know me! Were friends, yea? Freinds forever 2 gether

-🔮 Mr. Magic Anonymous

*Mx stutters wildly, before practically scoffing incredulously.

We’re NOT friends????? WE’VE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN FRIENDS??????????

We’ve talked maybe- What, Three? THREE WHOLE TIMES? AND DO I REALLY NEED TO RECAP WHY THOSE WENT SO, SO POORLY????