Lightoller: So... I see you've been spending a lot of time with Ada Banks recently.
Murdoch: No, Charles, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Lightoller: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Murdoch: No! You're the only one for me.
Lightoller: Is that so?
Murdoch: I promise! Ada and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Lightoller: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Murdoch: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Lightoller: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Murdoch: Of course bro!
Lightoller: Bro....
Ada M.: What the hell