Last night in my dream world, I went to a campus cornerstore located near my apartment. I just wanted pepsi, but it was all $4+ for a 2 litre. Like hell. The cheaper 2Ls were the gross "joke" flavours that people buy for a laugh. They were $1.60 so I figured what the hell, savoury soda, maybe I wont want chips.
The least nasty one was cheddar flavoured soda. It was called the "Cheesy Sandler" featuring a giant cheese wedge alongside a picture of Adam Sandler (In classic "Dad clothes" white socks with cork sandals and hawaiin print cargo swim trunks) on a bright orange label. But the soda itself was a strange clear-orange like watered down American cheese powder being put in a jug of water instead of koolaid. Thank fuck I woke up before I cracked that open...