☆ These fucking idiots
GET THE FUCK UP YOU BIG BABIES!!!
This is proof Octavo and Vaati are related change my mind /j
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
hello vonnie
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☆ These fucking idiots
GET THE FUCK UP YOU BIG BABIES!!!
This is proof Octavo and Vaati are related change my mind /j
Ravio (internally): Mr. Hero why is your family terrifying?!?!
Knee hurt because last week I tried exercising a bit to strengthen my leg muscles so I don't get more pain and it backfired 🤯
Oh I hate when that happens!
You can strengthen your knee (and legs!) To some degree by working on stretches that focus on the lower back, the stretches are very low impact and can go a long way in reducing future knee pain or injuries from overexertion!
reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years
Fuck me, man! I've got at online relationship that's lasted longer than my relationship with my own ma!
Now that I've had top surgery and feel so much more confident in my appearance, I need to assemble a crew to truly torment the masses with my potential for beauty.
I'm fairly average, if barely, on my own. I can't do makeup at all, I can barely do my hair, I'm just weirdly shaped enough that without sewing skills I never look right in clothes, and Im shit at knowing what looks best compliment me.
With the right team, I am certain we could use my body as a perfect cosplay model. We'd just need someone on Make up, someone on Hair, someone who can create the perfect outfits, and someone to encourage/motivate daily activity from me (I lose fat and gain muscle fast but I'm lazy)
Once I'm no longer recognizable as myself, my confidence improves greatly! I do have a stutter and some balance issues, but apparently I have some niche 'tism traits that work in my favour. An evil laugh that can't be beat, an eyebrow that rises like a cartoon character, a demonic smirk that cracks my resting bitch face when I'm lost in my own thoughts and suddenly remember a terrible pun, unintentionally cute sounds when subject to friend attacks, elegant finger movements when I'm touching my face, and most surprisingly of all to me, I am apparently fucking terrifying when I tell misogynists off. Which is just autistic me not realizing I'm in protective mode while I lay out my argument against some of the things comic collectors have said to me while presenting female when out with my friends.
Anyways, I think I could serve as a great model to help a similarly focused group of artists bring fantasy characters to life for terrible purposes. The photoshoots would be legendary.
eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death
eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death
Dungeon Adventure (Completed)
Here's the final part of Twilight and Time's adventure in the dungeon. After this, I think Twilight will think twice before going exploring a dungeon with his Master 🤣
Hope you like it!💖
"This was previously available on Patreon as a funny comic panel"
Dungeon Adventure (Completed)
Here's the final part of Twilight and Time's adventure in the dungeon. After this, I think Twilight will think twice before going exploring a dungeon with his Master 🤣
Hope you like it!💖
"This was previously available on Patreon as a funny comic panel"
Bamboozled- Is a regular word in my vocabulary because there are circumstances where admitting I was tricked is just so ridiculous, I might as well be the one to start laughing at myself.
Flabbergasted- Is a regular word in my vocabulary because its one of the few words my autistic ass can successfully incorporate the use of tone in. I can succinctly mock distinct groups as with nuanced meaning to match. It can be used to mock the aggressive and antagonistic evangelical/purist/cherry picking religious people I experienced in North America. Yet It hits differently when used against the stubborn and unreasonable older generations who stand on outdated values, morals, and standards without regard to kindness, change, evidence, or reality.
Discombobulated: I have ADHD, Autism, Bi-polar disorder, and complex hormonal disorders. Discombobulated is the ONLY word I feel fits when my brain fails and competency falls. This word is in my medical charts, its my go to, if it were a person it'd get a christmas card every year.
Shenanigans: Common word, what else are my brothers, friends, and I supposed to get up to? Or anyone with a sense of humour? Everyone needs to get up to shenanigans.
Cattywampus: This is my first exposure to this word. I dont like its mouth feel. It feels like an insult.
Lollygag: Old people and young kids love this word. I use it casually to amuse both my elders and kids I've babysat. Its the word equivalent of handing out a butterscotch candy.
Malarky: Not as common as saying "bullcrap" but definitely the backup when there's kids around.
Kerfuffle: Regular usage word. Teenage boys have kerfuffles when they need to work things out. Drunks have kerfuffles when they've had too much. Kids have kerfuffles on the playgrounds. Kerfuffles are small fights that are more communication or bonding that an actual fight. Some kerfuffles can be serious, but those are under the umbrella of "big communication without suitable verbal skills" kerfuffles don't require cops or punishments. They're small necessary aspects of socializing and communicating.
Brouhaha: I dont use this word.
Nincompoop: This has been a regular staple in my lexicon since I was 5 and I still use it with my fully grown brother. He answers to it.
Skedaddle: This is a common word in EVERYONES vocabulary where I live. You can't get up to shenanigans or tomfoolery if you don't know how to skedaddle! Not to mention avoiding chores, boring situations, or unwanted trouble!
Tomfoolery: I don't use it much, but it's common in the language where I live
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when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing
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Instructional and Educational VHS Tapes : Free Movies : Free Download, Borrow and Streaming : Internet Archive
me browsing this folder: omg omG I don’t know which one I’m more excited to watch, this Frontline episode from 1992 or this NOVA episode from 1984!!!
the NSA agent who can hear everything through my phone:
Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!
IMMEDIATELY hit gold, thank you OP, i am respectfully stripping for you (1987)
Yay, 11 results for sewing! I’m interested to see what Nancy has to show us about embroidering with a free motion foot.
Edit: Ooh, 61 results for sewing in the VHS vault collection.
this is incredible
He don't bite I promise :)
When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood
I need nerd help, my brains operating at 40% and I need at least 70%
What is Win32k system call table and should I disable it?
My frankencode computer is acting up and my coder brain lost a ton of memory files to depression/bipolar corruption.
I am up shit creek without a paddle or a map. Just flying by the seat of my pants here trying to research and fix questionable/alarming bright red programs in task manager so I can go back to securely pirating "star trek next generation" at 3 am to a meal of cold pizza and crystal light.
Last night in my dream world, I went to a campus cornerstore located near my apartment. I just wanted pepsi, but it was all $4+ for a 2 litre. Like hell. The cheaper 2Ls were the gross "joke" flavours that people buy for a laugh. They were $1.60 so I figured what the hell, savoury soda, maybe I wont want chips.
The least nasty one was cheddar flavoured soda. It was called the "Cheesy Sandler" featuring a giant cheese wedge alongside a picture of Adam Sandler (In classic "Dad clothes" white socks with cork sandals and hawaiin print cargo swim trunks) on a bright orange label. But the soda itself was a strange clear-orange like watered down American cheese powder being put in a jug of water instead of koolaid. Thank fuck I woke up before I cracked that open...