#adaptedandsurvived

[themerrymutants]

@adaptedandsurvived (I promise I did not forget the starter call. Just wasn’t sure what to do so have Iggy after having some Middle Earth Shenanigans)

“Would it be selfish of me to ask for the world to just..not for a while? I’ve gotten mostly used to all manner of strange shenanigans dropping themselves at our doorstep but it’s starting to get ridiculous.”

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

❤

For Each ❤ I get I will Admit One Crush

Darcy crushes lowkey, discreetly, and without any intention of ever voicing it on @araedi‘s Thor.

Why Will’s Thor specifically?

IDK man there’s just something about that Thor specifically

[clatterbane]

@adaptedandsurvived - Seriously though, that struck me as a particularly weird argument.

I guess you could try and keep the bathroom cleaner by preventing as many people from using it. Or, you could just make sure the bathrooms are cleaned as often as they need to maintain acceptable levels of hygiene? 🤔 Shocking idea, apparently.

I didn't even want to start on that earlier, but glad in a way that I wasn't the only one who thought that was odd.

@katisconfused - Very good point. I know I would much rather someone having a shorter term acute problem like that should be able to get into the disabled toilet. Urgency--including from bad medication effects before--is one of the reasons my own gimpy ass has needed to use them. But yeah, that doesn't seem to be one of the things that setup is anticipating at all.

(The stall reminded me, where the keys tend to be relevant is with separate single unisex accessible bathrooms. Where there is one available, there's not usually also going to be any accessible stalls in the main bathrooms. So, there is often just one accessible toilet period in places like larger stores which do have that, from what I've seen.)

[lamentedhope-a]

Dumbledore + food.

. . . . . . . . . .could i just link to his favorite dishes because i’m currently going through recipes and my mind is just ‘ !!!! ’  at all the ones he’d like.

albus prefers sweet over savory, prefers lighter dishes to heavier ones, and is typically more inclined toward typical ‘breakfast’ foods than anything else. he prefers fruits over vegetables, hates tomatoes, and pork is his favorite meat. make something lemon & raspberry flavored, and it’ll be his favorite.

he doesn’t have the greatest eating habits, often skipping meals or replacing proper meals with a handful of some candy. he only really starts eating properly, and indeed even properly enjoying food, once he stays with the flamels for several years. they teach him to cook a bit, to eat, and overall give him a greater appreciation of all things food, rather than just candy. 

META ASKS  /  @adaptedandsurvived

[hangyakuno-a]

💡

I LOVE PLAYING THEIR DISABILITIES AND THEM DEFENDING PEOPLE LIKE THEM.

it gives me confidence in my own disabilities and also it just, to see the representation i’ve been yearning for all my life?? gah its such a good feeling. Even when people take advantage of them because of it (see my current thread with @demonicdania ) it still... idk, its just satisfying to have representation. so satisfying. i’d love to do more always.

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

Is Darwin fuckable? What about Loki?

ask game: Is this character fuckable?

Darwin:

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

Loki:

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

💑+ When did Darcy get glasses? Did she tell you she couldn't see, or did you have to figure it out?

Send “💑+ Question” and both of my Muse’s parents will answer.

“Back in the day, public schools used to test vision and hearing and also check for scoliosis, and I think it was fourth grade? That she failed the sight test.”

“Miserably.” Ben adds in with a laugh. “I’m surprised she was functioning on a day to day basis with vision that terrible.”

“Right, so she failed but she wouldn’t tell us because she didn’t want glasses. I don’t think it was because she was nervous of being made fun of, but I think she thought she wouldn’t be allowed to do things with glasses.” Ben snorts through Beth’s explanation, before chiming in again.

“She threw the results out. We only found out two months later because her teacher bumped into me on a teacher training day and asked why we hadn’t brought Darcy into get her eyes officially checked.”

“I was mortified. Grounded her for two weeks.”

“I, uh, thought it was hilarious. Teased the shit out of her for it for years, but now she’d rather wear her glasses than her contacts. Guess it’s ‘cause they’re trendy and hip now.”

[despair-with-walnuts]

"There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos!" (Maybe Darwin is just trying to feed him because he looks sick.)

He looks sick because he is sick. He’s managed to talk him out of the deserted subway station where he’d found him bent double and hugging a trashcan and three blocks away to a curb where there’s a food truck. The air sizzles all around it, charged with smoke and spice; even in its cheerful light, Banner is pale as pale can be. He looks hollow. He blinks up at his Good Samaritan, taking the paper tray that’s offered him (hot to the touch, and he’s salivating before he even gets a chance to see what it is. He doesn’t remember the last time he’s eaten, come to think of it. He loses time even more easily than usual when he’s like this, once every month or so when the radiation sickness his healing factor usually keeps at bay surges. With great power comes a price you never could have dreamed of. He falls to it, ravenous, picking out scraps of chicken with greasy fingers, wolfing the rest like a stray dog. “Thanks,” he gasps wetly, when he comes up for air. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, and has to resist the urge to suck away the juices. Instead, he starts grabbing for napkins by the handful. “Sorry you had to see that, I. It’s been a while. You wouldn’t happen to know where- where I could get my hands on some probiotics? That was good, and I’d really like to keep it down.”