EW WHAT THE HELL WITH THE SNAKE? DID HE JUST EAT IT? LIKE SWALLOW IT WHOLE? WTF IS THAT? EWWWWW! And NO jokes about his lacking gag reflux Isaac!!!
I'm kinda drugged so I don't all it was before that. But McCall's mom is adorable lmao. I don't know what she's looking for though. oh shit man. She just found condoms. LOL why would you leave that on your *desk* with the door open? Really.
Oh, you little whore, going out on a dateeee. And that's such a CUTE outfit lydia's wearing! Purple dress, grey heels, grey cardigan. . And does blonde always have to dress like a whore? lmao. And why is the boys' locker so creepy? And lmaooo oh hiiii beautiful, sexy, naked, Jackson.
I don't like overly angry, creepy Jackson. Fuck you McCall. And YES! Jackson's beating McCall's assss!...sorta.
Did a snake just come out of his *eye*? Ew. This is so weird. So creepy. DSo like...the Kanima isn't Jackson. It's like, posessing him sorta. Because he doesn't remember it and it's so out of character.
Awww Lydia needs to be with either Jackson or Stilessss...not this new guy...wh this new...oh my god. Oh my god. HE's ACTUALLY ALIVE? Or is she just having another breakdown?
OH god, Zak, how can you even just...and Stiles? He's...oh man, they're really playing that up now. I actually liked her for a moment. She trusts Derek so implicitly. He looks good in green. And pfft, okay McCall. "As part of your pack" like it's a temporary thing. And like he can take charge.
I think Lydia's in a little bit of shock. Or drugged. How is he alive and Zak still the Alpha? And omg, he needs to stop touching her. Her mind is...coming up with ways for her to like...omg! younger him! Wow. I'm not confused at all now. Is she like, posessed or something? This is so weird. Oh my god. He's not even burried?
preview...JACKSON THREESOME? XD
Okay, next ep!
Jackson's so creepy as the Kanima and even still I love him. I wish I could have my cell out on my desk during school. And I looove his car. Why is it suddenly...okay. He looks like a Zombie. An animation. Dude that...blank look, he adds his eyes and he's all of a sudden very animalistic. That's pretty talented right there.
And lmao Stiles. We're being healllthy! lmao Stiles is so adorable. I see arrows! I see pictures! And omg! Could he be like...idk, recreating the death of his parents. Seventy five for tickets? Hot damn!
lmao I think Stiles is going to be a policeman when he's older. And it's so cute that he's working with his dad to help him out. CREEPY TEACHER! God they're so cute togetherrrr. Why is he killing people from that one chemistry class? And why isn't he speaking? And that was way too much cash for one ticket. And now he's touching her? That's weird. WHY IS HE BEING CREEPY.
Daddy and Me time at the morgue!! It's funny if it turns out to be the grandpa they're hunting down. Oh no! the baby! What are they doing with the baby? I hate the wounded baby look she tries to give with her lips pushed out. And lmao she doesn't know that yet, Daddy!
Hibaby:) Derek really doesn't care. Kill him! haha...no, don't kill him. Really. I love his face too much. Isaac reminds me of the hyenas in The Lion King. I don't like him. He's an asshole. Of course Jackson is the captain of the swim team lmao. Witchcraft! That's almost voodoo!
Whoooa. Stiles' car got all fancy. and he's going crazy lmao. LOL okay maybe I like Isaac a little. Why is she all slouchy? And the music is suddenly all Twilight. God can they please give us anything but McCall and whatsherface? Pencils were being sharpened, woohoo. lolll Don't...do that. Uhoh, mami saw. And she's scary pissed.
Daddy quit his job?! Please tell me he quit, he didn't get fired. Oh dear god. Oh noooo. Stiles got his father fired. Oh man. That's horrible. That's so, so horrible. Oh god, so many bad feels here! GIVE HIM A HUG! Oh man. He loved that job! And Stiles...oh man. He's not angry because he's depressed. Aw god. That was such a cute ass scene and SO SAD! And also kinda cliche. The sheriff got fired because of his son in Roswell too. Oh well.
Hey, Erica is actually dressed! And she doesn't have much makeup on! It's good she doesn't have seizures anymore. Oh McCall, stop glaring. You told her to do it. Oh don't cry, you stupid whore.
Oh Scott, how cute. "I don't want you to be hurt." And Derek! No no no, go away Daddy! That one did sound pretty good. Mmmm, Jackson, can that shirt be a little more deep? And stop tilting your head that way! ...ohhh, Erica Threesome. That's hot. I'd ship that for a night. OH NO Derek, owieee....wait. How did he just do that? How did he just clam them together with his arms? And awwwww...fuck. Jackson figured it out. Stiles ran out?? OH! Go Isaac! That's talent right there! And I love how *noone* notices.
Oh yeah! Go Mom! I've wanted that to happen all season. bahahaha. Except, not really with *her* because she's...idk. I just really don't like her.
Aww stiles is freaking out. Oh pretty baby. THE TEACHER IS THERE. Is the TEACHER controlling him?! And wow! he just did that by believing! Talent. And okay, okay mom. Killing McCall.
Nope. Jackson's not out. Just...sorta out. I also love how Stiles is standing protectively in front of Erica. Awww Derek does care! he made his wolfie go home because he was hurt. And dear god, do not EVER have Isaac possessed! That's so creepy! Oh my god, I have chills. Oh my lord. How is Stiles even standing that?
Wait...they murdered who? OH MY GOD. I'm...so creeped. And confused. OH GRANDPA CANT GET IN!
It's even worse when he's half canima, half ... LOL get something in front of the door! as he smashes through the wall. Also though, this is not what a rave really looks like, seriously. And ew! that was gruesome. And why, isn't it lovely that McCall decided to be pack just in time to be saved? OH GOD DEREK! If she gets killed because of McCall I will just DISOWN THIS FREAKEN SHOW!
Oh no. She ran. It's okay. And Derek saves the day because he cares about his people. And hello, Grandpa again.
SHE DIDNT FIT THE BLEND OF THE REST OF THEM! Hmmm. But we saw their picture, so we know she's still in the same year. Oh Derek, you just said thank you? That was so humble. That was so cute. And oh...oh okay. Why is she there? How does she know things? Who is she? What's coming? OH SHE GOT BITTEN! Oh sweet, sweet justice.
And finally, this week's episode.
I love that they used the word sequestor. lmao. First off. And I like that McCall and Allison's relationship is apparently failing.
They love to do Lydia in the shower, don't they? Her face is actually very angular, lmao. And it's always with green tile! I thought the green tile was the hospital...oh. lol! She's dreaming. It's kinda creepy that he's a grownass man and he's always all over her. and oh no! "All you have to do is every single thing I ask." Ew feet. And ew his face. That's so gross. Awww full moon is on her birthday :( And lol she actually cares whether they get killed or not. Does she not remember being bitten?
Grandpa sees the wound! Daddy has a soft spot...it's different when it's family.
Awwww Derek's blaming himself for Jackson. And lol! Lover's spat. Jeez. Why does he have to feel like he has to protect everyone? It's interesting but..he doesn't need to do that.
No message on her car. McCall's too busy. And oh god...he left his camera. And will now see how much of a stalker he really is. Which is a shame because he's kinda nice. He's pushing, pushing. She could just drive away. Honestly. But he's now got that creepy look. I don't remember the story on him anymore. New guy. He has pictures of her from Kate's funeral, right? It's just weird. Is it a connection to the argents or a connection to the wolves? He didn't seem to know about the wolves because he didn't understand the eye thing.
His swirly thing! Past present future...alpha, beta, omega. Huh. LOL good thing I had my period last week then. XDDDD She's excited about pain? And Macy's? Really? Pfft. Whateverrr. That was kinda...vulnerable. I almost, almost feel bad for the mom. But okay, not really. They don't showcase that friendship enough.
More Stiles and Daddy! Lol it's spring break! But go those two! And he really raised him right lmao. Mr. Harris is going down! And awww. is that why he was...awwww!!! That's so cute. SWIM TEAM! Isaac's dad...okay then.
Awwwww real Isaac...of course we want you there. Baby...we loveee youuu. they have SPARKS! Why can't they just...oh. jeez. That was kinda...whoa! The eyes things were so cool! Why can't they just make him a good guy and happy?
Lol I love Stiles and his big ass present!!! And she's just like...mhm...okay. Compesating. I love how that's party wear too. Like boys, come on. Awwwwww it's sad that she's not having a million people over. And lmao...what kind of people does Stiles know?? Merlin. And oh nooo... I forgot it was full moon. And awwww. Isaac and Eria have become a pair. I love that she's stronger. But owwwww. Poor thing. And he's just calmly twisting it in.
Stiles! 'Cause we're the guy... perfect! He's also kinda cracking, poor baby. And HIII jackson! or...not jackson. He looks kinda...tired. Those are cute glasses. ...Why are those flowers in...ohmygod! Wow. Okay.
Oohh. Isaac. Bold. "What's yours" ?
He has a briefcase of pills lmao. That's...classy. lmaooo. And Lydia changed dresses again. Looks like a really great party! Was that Danny? Awww that would have been cute if it was. Annnd that awkward moment when your stalker is at the party. Why *is* Scott at the party? He's full moon. Oh, Allison looks like suuuch a kicked puppy. I hate that face. Are those flowers wolfbane? Interesting. Now he's a tipsy wolf with drugs. And lmaooo. Stopped with a look!
That's...not a good save. Beautiful, yes. Through her bedroom window, no. What was just carried in? And wow. He's hurt at her rejection. Merlin. Is this flower making people *angry*? Like...wtf. Oh hi. She just got shot. By...herself? What the fuck? Oh. Hallucinations. Weird. Drugs. Everyone's just suckkking that shit down. Who...is that?
Oh no, Stiles' Daddy! Hallucinating too? Ouch ouch ouchhhhh. Daddy! Stop! Oh, poor baby! He looks so heartbreaking. OH MY GOD! Does he think that's what his daddy really thinks? Oh god, poor baby! I just wanna cuddle you!
And if they make this mom's death a freaken martyr I'm going to scream. Whatever. She's a bitch who hurts people and she deserves it. It'll be anticlimatic if she doesn't die too.
Oh...yummy. Isaac and Alison. They kiss wayyy sexier than scott and Allison does.Jackson jus woke uppp! Not real glass. Hai baby. Oh baby...he...oh his mama and daddy. He doesn't know what they look like.
What...is Lydia doing?
Oh baby, Derek is so hot. And how did she...she just ripped that off her head! Oh my god, they're all going after him! And he's just like...fuck that shit.
Wet Stiles! XD
Oh no! Stop hurting him. I love how he's not trying to hurt them, he's really just trying to make them stop. Oh...just kidding. He just totally punched her. and wow! Isaac is under control! I guess he's used to pain. That's sweet. That's so fantastic.
She hasn't changed yet so why is she trying to kill herself? And okay. This is kinda sad. Yup, she's a wolf and...yup. They just killed her and yup, I still love Allison's Dad because god that must have been so hard for him.
Go Isaac!!! I'm so proud of him. Zak's really beat up though. And no! Lydia, no! Not himmm...oh god. Ow. Right in his eye. Purple's a good color on him XDDDD. Please tell me that she didn't just kill him! Omg. No, he's probably just unconscious. Like the hallucinations but in more pure form! At least he didn't hurt his head...he just kinda collapsed.
Wow...I'm actually feeling sad at Allison. That's...oh god, they must have tapped into real emotions for that. I'm almost teary. Ow. That jurt a little.
omg! It's HIM?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Not only does he stalk Allison, but he also is controlling the kanima? Controling Jackson! Fuck youu! And really, people don't run screaming when the police fucking show up, they try to quietly get away.
And awww crap, Isaac no! What is this stupid face thing this kid is making? Where did they go?
Oh no. Oh no, no no. Derek, get out of there! Get out of there right now! Lydia! Help him! Stop ... oh no. Ew. Pain is...NO! he's no alpha anymore! Derek, get away! get away faster! Ew! Lydia, you stupid bitch. You should have been stronger. No, no nono.
Next...OH THE FUNS! DEREK DOES NOT NEED TO BE DEAD! WHAT THE....AGAIN?! They're all just going to die. All of them. Screwwwww all that shit. Oh my lord. There's only three eps left? And it feels like the next ep is going to be the season finale lmaoo.
Okay. I'm done now.
