[text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol / [text] WHY WOULD YOU DRUNK DIAL MY HOUSE PHONE YOU IDIOT / [text] I am not ubering you a puppy / [text] If you bring me coffee and a greasy breakfast sandwich, I'll love you forever
[text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol
[Harper]: You best be texting me to invite me wherever you are. Because it’s not fair you’re drunk without me.
[text] WHY WOULD YOU DRUNK DIAL MY HOUSE PHONE YOU IDIOT
[Harper]: WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO?
[Harper]: I get nervous when you don’t answer.
[text] I am not ubering you a puppy
[text] If you bring me coffee and a greasy breakfast sandwich, I’ll love you forever
[Harper]: You were supposed to love me anyways…brat.
[Harper]: But I’ll get over it, I assume the regular?