HOW TO SOUND LIKE A REAL NOO YAWKA: SUMMER EDITION 1) All Greetings, Salutations or Social Discourse MUST open with a vociferous, profane and/or invective-laden rant on atmospheric conditions. 2) The Summer of 1977 MUST be invoked. Applicable events include: •The Blackout •The Son of Sam •Reggie Jackson and Billy Martin almost killing each other. 3) Either vow to NEVER pass another summer in The City OR cast shade on those who are "too weak" to tough it out. PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. In fact, selling BOTH points will insure you pass for a Real NYC kid. #AdditionalTipsWelcome #BitchItHotAF #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP4UTSfhY4Q/?utm_medium=tumblr








