Sep 24, 2021
Wilmore Funeral Home, y'all Savage af. #NoAdvicePlease (at LaGuardia Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUNSYekLHFX/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Wilmore Funeral Home, y'all Savage af. #NoAdvicePlease (at LaGuardia Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUNSYekLHFX/?utm_medium=tumblr
Me: [looking at Der Spousemeister's old photos, just back from Austria] Oh my god. Are you... Der Spousemeister: [shocked] Wow. Me: Holy shit. I gotta put that up... DS: [Upset] No please don't. It could be used against me... Me: I don't think so, sir. Look at your face. DS: [laughs] [cries] Me: ...and it ain't like you haven't already told THE WORLD about your past. Let them see. #NoAdvicePlease https://www.instagram.com/p/CUK7iwkLYck/?utm_medium=tumblr
We ALL KNOW that the Venn overlap for this is at least 80%. #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI1ax7KhOSn/?igshid=17lgufll8xevn
Me too, Daniel. Me too. #NoAdvicePlease #FingerLickinGood (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRUdeAqJyuO/?utm_medium=tumblr
HOW TO SOUND LIKE A REAL NOO YAWKA: SUMMER EDITION 1) All Greetings, Salutations or Social Discourse MUST open with a vociferous, profane and/or invective-laden rant on atmospheric conditions. 2) The Summer of 1977 MUST be invoked. Applicable events include: •The Blackout •The Son of Sam •Reggie Jackson and Billy Martin almost killing each other. 3) Either vow to NEVER pass another summer in The City OR cast shade on those who are "too weak" to tough it out. PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. In fact, selling BOTH points will insure you pass for a Real NYC kid. #AdditionalTipsWelcome #BitchItHotAF #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP4UTSfhY4Q/?utm_medium=tumblr
The End Timea. They are upon us. Fix it, Black Jesus. #WHYIsTheScalpBlack #WHOisThisSupppsedToBeFor #WHYwouldANYONEWearThis #HOWdidItGetApprovalFromANYBODYToEvenExist #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNghVpZBpO3/?igshid=yd6fnms0fcpp
Boom. #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNvPQOgB721/?igshid=1xu8efx34h8fl
Well...that's...one way to discourage them from raiding the bird feeder. #Deez #justAsquirrelTryingToFreeThemNuts #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLrirH9h_Vj/?igshid=16o4dkkm2o2ka