#addorsubtract

[dxllthia]

She's weird: @addorsubtract

[9:53:45 PM] Bing: DUDE

[9:53:50 PM] Bing: I SHAVED FOR YOU

AND SHES CALLING US WEIRD

[dreamistic]

Pineapples and Oranges

My friend told me when a person is sneezing, say pineapples and oranges. It should hopefully stop them from sneezing. 

But what if they turn around and say "What?!" and sneeze on you?

This is how I imagine it.

Melissa is about sneeze. Bing says "PINEAPPLES AND ORANGES!" Melissa turns her head, "Wha-ACHOPHUUWW" Bing is covered in Melissa's boogers.

LOOOOL MADDIE, KAREN, AND I ROLLING ON OUR SEATS LAUGHING

[laurenrenw]

The Cave.. with thorns?!

[8:50:37 PM] Bing Lin: our insides should have thorns

[8:50:43 PM] Bing Lin: that hurt thier hotdog

[8:51:05 PM] Bing Lin: srslyy

[8:51:11 PM] Bing Lin: whatt

[8:51:13 PM] Laurenn: then you cant make babies

[8:51:23 PM] Bing Lin: okay not bleeding hurt

[8:51:32 PM] Bing Lin: more like..

[8:51:36 PM] Bing Lin: a bump

[8:51:37 PM] Bing Lin: or two

[8:51:57 PM] Bing Lin: oh i knoww

[8:52:01 PM] Bing Lin: makes their hotdog sore

[8:52:06 PM] Bing Lin: and painful

[8:52:10 PM] Bing Lin: to even it out

[8:52:20 PM] Carolyn Wang: LOL WHAT

[8:52:39 PM] Bing Lin: its only fairrr

[8:52:59 PM] Carolyn Wang: you won't enjoy sex

[8:53:00 PM] Carolyn Wang: LOL

[8:53:02 PM] Carolyn Wang: HAHAHA

[8:53:06 PM] Bing Lin: YEA I WILL

[8:53:08 PM] Carolyn Wang: EW

[8:53:09 PM] Carolyn Wang: LOL

[8:53:16 PM] Carolyn Wang: Your vaginas going to be some

[8:53:21 PM] Carolyn Wang: dick shredder

[8:53:21 PM] Carolyn Wang: LOL

[8:53:23 PM] Carolyn Wang: HAHAAHA

[8:53:27 PM] Bing Lin: WTFF

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[8:53:31 PM] Carolyn Wang: tmi

[8:53:32 PM] Carolyn Wang: LOL

[8:55:23 PM] Carolyn Wang: very interesting though

[8:55:23 PM] Carolyn Wang: LOL

[8:56:28 PM] Laurenn: penis smoothie

[8:56:33 PM] Carolyn Wang: EW

[8:56:34 PM] Carolyn Wang: WHAT

[8:56:35 PM] Carolyn Wang: EWWWWWWWW.

[9:00:33 PM] Bing Lin: ..wtf lauren

[9:00:34 PM] Bing Lin: WTF