For some unknown reason the reader’s eyes are drawn to you..
>Forset : Address Reader
“I don’t know why you’re xuddenly interxted in my life, hhh. But I xuppoxe I will teach you xomething while you are here.”
As you speak it seems the reader’s eyes glaze over and they can no longer hear you. They seem to be moving on to more entertaining prospects..
“Oh no you don’t. You were interested xo now you will lixten.”
Poor reader, caught up in your tirade..







