#adelaide-granger-sumner

[little-big-illi]

(txt) YO UNCLE D. My son is not going to swear like a sailor and drink so much scotch that he forgets how to handle himself and ends up biting the thumb off a man he challenged to a wrestling match

[text] IF YR SON GREW UP LIKE THAT HED BE FRICKIN AWESOME

[text]ya gotta raise em up strong. like me lol. and your mother technically

[little-big-illi]

You are not giving him coal, Uncle D. NO. DON'T YOU DARE. GET THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE.

OHHH, YOU WON’T HAVE TO BUY MORE COAL FOR YOUR HEATER FOR THE REST OF THE WINTER, LIL ADDIE.

[little-big-illi]

The last thing I need is for my uncle and my husband talking about that area of my life.

Hey.. Don’t act like women don’t talk about that kind of thing.  besides, I might be able to, ya know, give him some pointers, for your sake.