The Times I Nearly Blew Up My Home.
Microwaving a cup with metal lining, wondering why it won't heat, then showing Mom
Microwaving a Macaroni cup with no water
Biting raw Macaroni in water after forgetting to microwave it. I didn't remember, I just found it "too soggy"
Placing my TV remote in my fridge
Placing XBox remote in fridge
Placing too many things I own on my piano. I usually was not using the piano any time I did this. Typically, I am looking for something and then place said object down, then leave it!
How am I alive










