me: i’m coming home in two weeks to get my meds
me: oh it’s Easter then? cool that means I have a day off!
me: *calls for meds on Good Friday and it only goes to the answering machine telling me to go fuck myself* ahhh shit

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me: i’m coming home in two weeks to get my meds
me: oh it’s Easter then? cool that means I have a day off!
me: *calls for meds on Good Friday and it only goes to the answering machine telling me to go fuck myself* ahhh shit
Don't try this at home kids
Was fooling with one of the astaxanthin gellcaps I take for my tendon pain while I ate my lunch. As one does when they can't sit still for five minutes. (If you don't know astaxanthin is highly concentrated sea creature pigment) It exploded. Leaving me pulling off the 'I'm a murderer look' for the rest of the workday. Also cleaning something that looks a lot like dried blood off of the wall beside the desk and the computer I was fixing. Hopefully none of my coworkers get suspicious of the apparent arterial spray all over my desk and blouse.