#swearing cw

[stoatsaystotaldispatch]

“Can you get me some hot sauce?” Flambae made a sound like he was dying. “Fuck, yes, just stop that. Stop what you are doing with your fucking face.”

Fanart of a scene from Keep Your Brittle Heart Warm by DizzyRobin

[jennsterjay]

Dispatch Spoilers

Do ya'll think Flambae was going to sing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston here X'D?

[flowercrowncrip]

I can’t believe that I’m having to have “dignity of risk” conversations with my social worker about my fucking tea consumption of all things. And we’re talking mostly things like peppermint or rhubarb tea with no caffeine. It’s basically nice tasting warm water.

Do you have any idea how much water you have to consume to cause clinically significant over hydration? The Cleveland clinic is telling me 3-4L over two hours for someone with healthy kidneys. I’m drinking one or two 750ml pots of tea over the whole night. She’s convinced it’s too much.

Like dignity of risk sounds like it should be about exciting things like going in the sea at the beach, or my sailing. Not… sitting at home drinking tea. It is unbelievable how patronising people get when you’re severely disabled.

[not0an0expert]

We finally got all three of the bannerfall class gods to speak, and it was for them to say “fuck this creaking king, nobody likes him”

[badtimeswithghost]

I've got the manager by the scruff of the neck, I've gone "give me my fucking chips" BANG

[gilderoy-lockhart-n1fan]

It was real fucked up of Lily to hide a laugh at Severus's assault, make fun of Severus's dirty clothes knowing damn well his family was so poor he had to wear his mother's, old, mismatched, ill-fitting clothes, and leave him to be tortured by the Marauders in front of everyone else.

She just came, told them to stop, got mad at Severus for calling her a Mudblood— despite having previously defended James to Severus's face after years of James and his friends abusing Severus four against one—, was classist, aided assault, and left.

Something about her character as a whole just feels kinda privileged to me, like, the type of character that believes they're always right and won't accept things to go any way that isn't their way, like she thinks nothing can touch her.

A bit like Hermione when she first appeared. In a sense. A bit like Draco when he's taunting.

Some 15 year olds are just like that, I think.

[whatcoloristhatcat]

hiii guys. i’m alive

it’s like the busiest time of year for me at work rn so i’m pulling overtime on top of a chronic illness flareup and getting ready to move. but fuck it we ball. frankie

hopefully things can calm down later this month! ily all for always being so understanding when i need to step back a bit! mwah mwah

also here’s my sister’s new kitten poppy! (with spay shaved tummy)

she’s black with low white spotting

[vampirewwingz]

things that don't make you a bad regressor:

being tall

being fat

being chubby

being muscular

being angular

being too big or heavy to lift up and carry

not being pale

having kinky or curly hair

having imperfect, yellowed, crooked or broken teeth

having body hair or facial hair

any part of your physical appearance. there is no way to “look like” an age regressor.

being trans or genderqueer

being a boy

liking dark or “inappropriate” shows, even while regressed

having dark or “inappropriate” interests, even while regressed (vulture culture, slasher films, etc)

having coping strategies outside of agere

not being able to regress easily

having sexual trauma

using substances, even while regressed

having “inappropriate thoughts” while regressed — you can't exactly control what you think

swearing, even when regressed

having no caregiver

having a fictional caregiver

not wanting a caregiver

telling nobody about your regression

wearing your regression on your sleeve

needing/using diaps for any reason

using mobility aids, even ones people consider “for old people” (they aren't — they're for whoever needs them)

not being nostalgic for your childhood, or preferring modern children's media compared to what was out when you were little

or being very nostalgic, wanting only to engage with things that came out when you were little

regressing to an older age, like 10 or 12 or 16

choosing/controlling when you regress

not being able to control when you regress

literally anything that gatekeepy tumblrinas and aesthetic pinterest accounts try to force on you. your regression is yours, and you aren't doing it wrong.