So, Max has a girlfriend, Oyster has a girlfriend, Gideon briefly had a pseudo-girlfriend despite the fact that he really shouldn’t be allowed around anyone of the opposite sex until he’s had so extensive therapy, but does anyone ever think of Wolfgang? If Phoebe was really so fucking desperate not to feel like a fifth wheel, why didn’t she just go to the Heart Tree with Wolfgang? Sure, 90% of the words that come out of his face hole are just his own name, but I’d hedge my bets on him not having a clue about the legends surrounding the Heart Tree and not having the capacity to understand them if someone told him. Wolfgang is so much more endearing than the mental clusterfuck that is Gideon. Why in Hades did Phoebe think Gideon was an even remotely okay choice? Anyone who’s willing to “settle” for that…thing…needs to get their head checked
On another note, what do you think a trillion-dollar bill would look like? I know that Blobbin is a sodmething idiot - that’s just common knowledge - but this just baffles me. What the fuck did he plan to do with it? It’s not like any store would actually except it. There’s a couple of reasons for that: 1. No one is actually going to believe it to be authentic and 2. We all know that the first thing Blobbin tries to buy with that thing will be something like an ice cream sundae. No store has enough money to make change for that shit. Most corporations don’t have enough money to make change for that. At some point, Blobbin will have no choice but to put that money back in the bank.