・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, sam! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: laura kinney has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, mary! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: pamela isley has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, pb! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: longshot has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (KIANA LEDE) i see? oh no that's just (LAURA KINNEY), they appear to be (ADAPTABLE, OBSERVANT & INTROVERTED) but i heard they are also (EASILY ANGERED, STANDOFFISH & ALOOF). but do you know who they really remind me of? (X-23 / WOLVERINE) from (MARVEL UNIVERSE), their fans always considered them to be associated with (LONG BROWN HAIR FALLING OVER GREEN EYES, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM BLOODY CLAWS AND KNUCKLES & A LOVE FOR THE COLOR BLACK) and whenever i hear (FIXED AT ZERO) by (VERSAEMERGE) i miss (SHE/HER). i hope their (ADAMANTIUM CLAWS) don't get them in trouble while they're with the (X-MEN / X-FACTOR), a (TWENTY-THREE) year old. last i heard they're still (CHAOTIC NEUTRAL). last known location: (DOWNTOWN, APT 4A)
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD) i see? oh no that's just (PAMELA ISLEY), they appear to be (INTELLIGENT, SKILLED, AND RESOURCEFUL) but i heard they are also (SELFISH, ALOOF, AND MANIPULATIVE). but do you know who they really remind me of? (POISON IVY) from (DC UNIVERSE), their fans always considered them to be associated with (USING HER POWERS FOR HER OWN PERSONAL GAIN, SEDUCING INNOCENT PEOPLE, AND CAUSING CHAOS) and whenever i hear (BAD BLOOD) by (TAYLOR SWIFT) i miss (HER). i hope their (CHLOROKINESIS, PHEROMONE CONTROL, REGENERATION, TOXIKINESIS, TOXIC IMMUNITY, AND DECELERATED AGING) don't get them in trouble while they're with the (BIRDS OF PREY/GOTHAM CITY SIRENS), a (THIRTY-FIVE) year old. last i heard they're still (CHAOTIC). last known location: (DOWNTOWN, APT 1C)
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (PATRIK EHLERT) i see? oh no that's just (LONGSHOT), they appear to be (LUCKY, OUTGOING, QUIRKY) but i heard they are also (AIMLESS, CARELESS, AVOIDANT). but do you know who they really remind me of? (LONGSHOT) from (MARVEL), their fans always considered them to be associated with (LUCKY CHARMS, LEATHER JACKETS FOR EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK, HANDSOME TO ENDS) and whenever i hear (LUCKY STRIKE) by (MAROON 5) i miss (HE/HIM). i hope their (LUCK PROBABILITY AND MORE) don't get them in trouble while they're at work for/with the (X-FACTOR, AVENGER), a (THIRTY) year old. last i heard they're still (LAWFUL). last known location: (DOWNTOWN)
・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, a! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: jessica drew has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, mary! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: anya corazon has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, sy! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: erik lehnsherr has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
・・・𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳, kiwi! We are pleased to inform you that your app for: sigyn has been successfully registered! Please find the link to hell in your inbox, we’re excited to have you with us!
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (INBAR LAVI) i see? oh no that's just (JESSICA DREW), they appear to be (INDEPENDENT, COMPASSIONATE, & DEDICATED) but i heard they are also (SARCASTIC, FLIGHTY, & SECRETIVE). but do you know who they really remind me of? (SPIDER-WOMAN) from (MARVEL UNIVERSE), their fans always considered them to be associated with (A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN, A BROKEN FILTER, & SARCASTIC COMEBACKS) and whenever i hear (DANGEROUS WOMAN) by (ARIANA GRANDE) i miss (HER). i hope their (SPIDER PHYSIOLOGY, VENOM BLASTS & PHEROMONE SECRETION) don't get them in trouble while they're at work for/with the (AVENGERS / SPIDER-ARMY), a (ETERNALLY 30) year old. last i heard they're still (NEUTRAL). last known location: (DOWNTOWN – APARTMENT 3A)
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (BECKY G) i see? oh no that's just (ANYA CORAZON), they appear to be (INTELLIGENT, MOTHERLY, AND KIND) but i heard they are also (MANIPULATIVE, HOSTILE, AND OVERPROTECTIVE). but do you know who they really remind me of? (ARANA) from (MARVEL UNIVERSE), their fans always considered them to be associated with (BLASTING LATIN MUSIC THROUGH HER SPEAKERS, TRAINING BY HERSELF, AND PROTECTING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK) and whenever i hear (GREYHOUND) by (ASHTON IRWIN) i miss (SHE/HER). i hope their (SPIDER PHYSIOLOGY, SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES, EXTENDED LONGETIVITY, WALL-CRAWLING, ORGANIC WEBBING GENERATION) don't get them in trouble while they're at work for/with the (SPIDER ARMY), a (TWENTY-THREE) year old. last i heard they're still (NEUTRAL ). last known location: (DOWNTOWN, APARTMENT 2B)
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (ALEXANDER SKARSGARD) i see? oh no that’s just (ERIK LEHNSHERR), they appear to be (WITTY, LOYAL, DETERMINED) but i heard they are also (STUBBORN, ELUSIVE, UNRELENTING ). but do you know who they really remind me of? (MAGNETO) from (MARVEL UNIVERSE), their fans always considered them to be associated with (CAPES, HELMET AND METAL) and whenever i hear (SURVIVOR) by (EDDA HAYES) i miss (HIM/HE). i hope their ( MAGNETOKINESIS ) don’t get them in trouble while they’re at work for/with the ( X-MEN ), a ( FOURTY ) year old. last i heard they’re still ( CHAOTIC ). last known location: ( UPTOWN, X-MANSION)
𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂. . . 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥
is that (EMILIA CLARKE) i see? oh no that's just (SIGYN), they appear to be (LOYAL , PASSIONATE, CARING ) but i heard they are also (NAIVE , IMPULSIVE , GULLIABLE). but do you know who they really remind me of? (GODDESS OF FIDELITY) from (MARVEL UNIVERSE), their fans always considered them to be associated with (GOLDEN LOCKS BRAIDED , A WIFE'S BROKEN HEART , SIGN LANGUAGE AND WORDS IN THOUGHT) and whenever i hear (LOVELY) by (BILLIE EILISH) i miss (SHE/HER). i hope their (ASGARDIAN PHYSIOLOGY , MAGIC) don't get them in trouble while they're at work for/with the (INDEPENDANT), a (TEN THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN) year old. last i heard they're still (NEUTRAL). last known location: (UPTOWN)
