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… I sharted call that a

Sauce Poot

Getting ready to sleep and

Spicy: are those zippers?! On your legs????

Death: well how else and I supposed to reach my insides

Spicy: …….. f-ing yuck

Ow my juices ..

Admin deathsquat

Me: *shines cat laser into friends eye*

Friend: I’m blind!! My cornea!!?

Me: Corneas arnt real it’s what the government wants you to think

Friend: then ow my retina

Me: also fake we have no eyes we are just tiny worms floating in a vat of jelly fed nothing but a fake reality

Friend: reality is about perception and I perceive in my reality of my own mind that you burned my f-ing retinas

Me: .....sounds fake but ok

... also nah i shoulnt be up rn lmao

Dont tell anyone shhhhh

wait what the fuck its 830 uhh

I’m ...... going to eat a croissant

And die

As is our fate as the human race

-admin deathsquat

Deathsquat: He’s testing their ten.

(referring to oldman-san activating his nen on gon and killua)

Spicy Homo: What?

Deathsquat: He's testing their ten.

You know, their special Asian power.

Spicy Homo: Oh thank God! Jeez, I thought you said he was testing their taint. They're, like, five, Deathsquat!

Deathsquat: No, hah. (looks up "hunterxhunter ten") Oh, my bad it's nen, ha.

you're not gonna have fun in my sphincter

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