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We are back!!
Hello everyone! Admin ki here ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡
I’ve started rewatching the lovely boys in bsd along with reading the manga translated by the wonderful @dazaiscans last night, and with the anticipation of dead apple I’ve decided to reopen this imagines blog!
Our current ask count sits at 73, and I’ll be slowly working through them all. If you’d like to write headcanons/ scenarios, apply to be a mod!
Otherwise,
head to our ask to request! (ﾉ｡≧◇≦）ﾉ
Thank you :) we appreciate all the feedback we get. Honestly this blog was a midnight idea that I made not knowing it was a joke and Admin Eggie was like "Well I guess if you actually made the blog we gotta use it" so yeah that's actually how the blog was made. I'm glad we made you laugh and we try and keep our HC's pretty funny. But if you have a serious one then me(Admin Ki) will do it....since I usually only write crack and angst. ~Admin Ki
Hey guys! Ki here. Now, I know I promised the rest of the YouTuber AUs would be done soon, but my photoshop trail ran out and the editing programs I usually use can’t support the format. I’ve attempted to do them by scratch, but nothing seems to be coming out right. Hopefully, I can find a way to create them once again. Sorry, everyone.
Oh yeah
I feel like this is a good time to point this out. Please keep these in mind when requesting!
Boys I write for easily:
Reiji (I’m a Reiji stan idk what y’all are expecting)
Yuma
Laito
Shu
Ayato
Subaru
Boys I write decently (maybe with a bit of crack because I’m suffering):
Ruki
Azusa
Boys I struggle with so much please just *sobs*:
Kanato
Kou
Richter
Karlheinz
Boys I only write crack for (not accepting requests AT ALL):
Shin
Carla
Kino
I also write for:
Yui
Beatrix
Cordelia
Christa
Ok this is a somewhat subjective ask but how long do you think the Mukami and Sakamaki boys would take to crush on someone then actually fall in love with them?
Ki: Not an angst ask thank god (I can only take so much lmao), and for me a crush is general attraction (like me with every otome heroine’s best friend ever jesus)
Shu
Physical crush: a few weeksPersonality crush: 3-5 months
Reiji
Physical crush: 1-2 monthsPersonality crush: 4-6 months (this bitch be hard to get my g o d the ass) (sorry i love him i really do) (no i don’t)
Ayato
Physical crush: he’s so damn easy like 2-3 daysPersonality crush: 7 months to a year (you thought Reiji was hard this boy has denial rooted in him wew)
Kanato
Physical crush: if you’re small and cute like immediately otherwise 1-2 monthsPersonality crush: who knows? could be a few months? a few years?
Laito
Physical crush: like right away… jk for real it’s probably around 3 months surprisinglyPersonality crush: like Ayato, denial/not understanding –> 6-7 months
Subaru
Physical crush: 2 monthsishish?Personality crush: also 2 monthsishish?
Ruki
Physical crush: 2-4 monthsPersonality crush: 3-5 months
Kou
Physical crush: 3 monthsPersonality crush: he’s a bit better than Ayato, but not by much, 5-6 months
Yuma
Physical crush: 4 monthsPersonality crush: 5 months (because it takes him a month to realise that his physical attraction was also emotional the entire time jesus christ)
Asuza
Physical crush: this sweet baby, 1 monthPersonality crush: 2 months
Could you possibly do relationship headcanons for Richter? I'm in love with this man 😍😍
Ki: Sure thing~~ (and hi, yes, I’m alive, for now) also this is a little short because Richter fails me
Richter (the number of times I had to rewrite this because I keep thinking it’s wrong)
Surprisingly very attentive and observant of his partner
He’s a good man when he’s not like, y’know….
Please praise him he loves it
He! Can! Cook!
He can do basic house chores too which is v nice
Prefers cuddling to sex more often than not
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays
Ki: a small collection of random headcanons in no order
The Mukami mansion is the most lively and “Christmas-y”
Shu, despite everything, puts a small thing into each brother’s stocking but only if they put it up (yes even Reiji’s)
Christmas is one of the only times you’ll catch Reiji and Kanato in the kitchen working together, and the two put together a very classy Christmas dinner
Yuma harvests and makes the best roast vegetables and Ruki roasts the turkey to a T
Azusa wearing a santa hat is the cutest fucking thing
All the Mukami brothers sit together and decorate their Christmas tree
Ayato, Laito and Subaru do the Sakamaki tree and are actually pretty calm about it
Ayato and Laito have managed to place on of this paper crowns in Shu while he’s sleeping before
They also manage to slip some holly onto Reiji’s glasses and Reiji doesn’t even care
On Christmas Eve the Mukami brothers all sleep together in the living area around the fireplace and tree.
Kou still believe’s in santa and leaves his stoking out to be filled, Azusa always fills it with candy and maybe something small like a novelty toy
At Christmas dinner Shu always, always, makes a speech. It’s usually only something like, “we made it another year without ripping each other’s head off, merry Christmas”, but all the boys wouldn’t have it any other way
Late Christmas morning Laito always accompanies Subaru to visit his mother, even if all they get to do is drop off her present, Subaru is always grateful for Laito going with him
The Sakamakis get no presents for Karlheinz, it’s an unspoken agreement
Karl doesn’t care because every second Christmas he eats with the Mukami’s anyway
Your best boy is shit
Ki: This is just a little something I’ve been feeling like doing for a while.
Disclaimer: This is all for comedy’s purpose.
Ayato
The legend, the meme, the man himself, Suck-a-dick Ayahoe
He’s the main/poster boy for the series but everyone likes Shu more anyway
His ego is so big you can probably use it to measure Yuma’s dick
This bitch thinks he’s some Lebron James ass shit, bitch can’t even lay-up without twisting his ankle smh
He likes tits like the fuckboi he is this nasty ass bitch
Also he’s like, at least a few centuries old, and he still can’t dress himself
Still the best now, Ayabitch?
Shu
Everyone’s OG let’s be honest, it’s Suck-a-dick Shoe
He might as well be a shoe he doesn’t do fucking anything goddamn
This bitch has got a fear of fire due to past trauma just like, light a match in front of him, that’ll get him moving (I’m horrible)
He’s kind of a dick to all his other brother and tbh I don't blame him
He supposedly plays violin and speaks some French or Latin or somewhat idk man he’s just some stuck up rich kid with family problems
Subaru
You’d think Reiji’d be the angriest with rage phonetically in his name but nope it’s Suck-a-dick Toyot-I mean Hyunda- I mean Land Rov- I mean Nisa- wait no that’s the furry from the other family my bad
He’s always angry
He’s also a car
Is having an affair with about 30 walls in the Suck-a-dick mansion
He doesn’t like people in his room because he’s hiding a large MCR and Fallout Boy collection
He wrote that one tumblr post about said bands performing together before Dan and Phil walk onstage and kiss, he had that dream
All you gotta do to make his engine go is mention his dad
Laito
Hey it’s HentaiM@ster69 AKA Suck-a-dick Laihoe
This guy is into some nasty shit
Tbh if you try to douse him in holy water the water actually won’t leave container
He was abused by his mum so now he’s really fucked
Tbh Yui knows what’s up wearing a swimsuit in the bath with this pervert around
Also he’s the biggest asshole out of the brothers
Probably has every STI known to mankind and then some with how much he sleeps around
Reiji
Ki’s best boy, and the shittiest, Suck-a-dick Ragé
This shit is like, ‘be all women-like’ and then proceeds to fucking poison you
I hate him
Reiji’s a dickhead
He gets off on tableware this goddamn otaku
He probably can’t actually make a proper cup of tea so has taken to poisons instead
Extreme mummy issues, it’s like senpai notice me but it’s mummy give me attention and affection like a gOOD FUCKING MOTHER
Once memorised an entire book haha what a nerd
Probably tried to dab once but had to immediately exorcise himself out of disappointment and embarrassment
Kanato
Now I ain’t gonna kink shame if Kanahoe is your best boy, but what the ever-loving fuck
Dude it’s like canon he stabs people with forks
Also his entire diet consists of sugar which I’m pretty sure is a symptom of batshit crazy
Ki’s golden rule: don’t stick ur dick in crazy and stick ur pussy on crazy, this break that rule on every level and then some more
He also carries around a stuffed bear that contains his mother’s remains I mean really
I don't really have to do much to roast him he kinda does it himself tbh
Bonus round
Kino
No one really knows much about him but he low-key stole my handle so I’m gonna call him Fuckface from now on
Tbh he looks like a Reiji Azusa lovechild which actually isn't a half bad ship now that I think about it
Fuckface thinks he’s Ketchup Daddy’s son bc he was made with his magic residue
Jokes on you that’s not how it works
Bitch just sits on his ass drinking juice and playing video games and tbh yea same
Ki: Next time, Mukami and Tsukinami (I still don’t write for them seriously)
