#admin lourna

[rupture-remnant]

Hello dears, love the little business you have going on~!

I'm contacting you specifically to get a hold of Dr. Lourna. I have a little science experiment I'm working on and I would appreciate her input on my calculations.

I've taken the liberty to attach a data-packet with a description of the project and the current configuration for the input and output devices. I've prepared a wire transfer to be released upon your response with a generous sum, the values also detailed in the packet. I expect you to verify what's there and provide any input into possible last minute changes.

Thank you for your time~!

[attached is a complex encrypted data-packet with some blueprints and calculations for some fairly horrific and incredibly specific electricity collection and redirection devices, as well as the details of the money offer.]

Ah, Ms. Minskt. Was wondering when you'd show up- I must say, your work is very well done- a degree in this stuff would hardly surprise me.

But besides all that, yeah. If the data figures are anything like what you included as examples, this oughta work right as rain- pity I couldn't be there for the test run.

Only thing I'd worry about is maybe adding redundancy on the feedback wires. If the voltage goes too low, it could cause a rather bad situation where the subject is overcharged so hard they explode- and you lose all the energy gathered.

Thanks for the cash, Werepersian. Hopefully, we can conduct further business.

[rupture-remnant]

💀 - what are they afraid of

//Shale- Loss of control

//Lourna- Creative Sterility

//Cecil- Losing his pokémon

//Mason- Homelesness. Full stop. This one's got some trauma behind it.

[rupture-remnant]

Hello, rotomblr! Afraid we almost got caught by the Jennies thanks to some... Less-than-careful use of private messages. We've thrown them off, though, and are back safely in our usual haunts.

Now that the payment has been made for the last job, we are back in business!

I even have a fascinating new compound I would like to give some live testing.

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What do you think the fandom for your character would be like? Are they a fan favorite, a love to hate villain, derided for whatever reason, or something else?

//The villaincore enthusiasts adore Shale and Lourna, Cecil is widely considered a DILF, Mason is beloved by college students specifically. Nobody whatsoever understands how to write them canon-compliant except Mason.

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tentacrool - how many arms is the perfect amount of arms

Six. Enough to manipulate two complex objects while hanging from a railing.

Or enough to pump three irons at once!

...yes. Let's go with that.

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I think frankly we need to start pandering to the website more.

Oh? How so?

Well, I was thinking we could try using Mason's white boy swag to gain an army of simps.

...do you hear yourself talk, or do you just do it for our benefit?

Hey, if you can come up with something better, I'm all ears.

Whatcha talkin about?

Nothing.

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lumaneon - can u swim like at all or do u need floaties

(@nanaboo-pumpkaboo )

//if you'd like to have time to like build up the seriousness let me know and I can stop Silas' poking and prodding

//oh no please by all means do as much as you like. Shale and co. are meant to be cringefail and very much harmless until they VERY SUDDENLY AREN'T.

Upon further survey, the following has been noted:

-Shale: 6/10. I can tread pretty well, but anything fancier is alien. It's for survival, not much else.

-Cecil: 9/10. Swims like an olympic champion mixed with a cruise ship. Majestic.

-Lourna: 3/10. Powered by sheer rage. Study found shoving her into the water to be an adequate motivator.

-Mason: 1/10. Fought like a glameow to avoid it.

[rupture-remnant]

Why did nobody tell me there were so many thinly-veiled teams on here?! We should have set something like this up long ago!

It would seem we have victoria gonzap to thank for that. She doesn't even deal with the veil anymore.

The old lummox's daughter? Huh, who'd have thunk it?