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Smol Update c:

So, Moni’s drabble requests are still open!! 

Mochi (formally known as M&M) and I are gonna try and pump out some edits requests while I try to work on my new shop on the side lol {because im broke LOL}

Anywaysss

make sure to check out the drabble game and send moni some requests until they’re closed! 

P.S. 2k Follower celebration coming soon!!!

- Min-Y~

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admin m&m going on another haitus

it’s exam month so wish me luck. I’m not going to be sleeping anytime soon and my mom dropped the whole “don’t disappoint me” bomb. So I wont be here for a while maybe. I’ll try to squeeze in time as best as I can. Until then guys

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How Saruhiko take care of his baby when fem!Misaki not at home(Maybe going out to do some grocery shop or at Homra's bar to do some mission) and Saru got his day off on that day.

well anon, i have a spoiler alert: my sarufem!mi babies are twins! Boy girl twins to be exact. Alrighty, so you didn’t really specify HOW old the babies are. If they’re really young then misaki has to stay home, if they’re old enough then misaki could have taken with them so i guess you mean old but not enough. And we’ll just go with the misaki going shopping example because we all know Saruhiko would leave out all the vegetables. 

So it’s sunday and saruhiko has his day off and mommy needs ingredients for dinner but since daddy is a little shit, she makes him watch the kids. Not that he can’t do it, i’m sure he’s looked up many tips on how to not kill your kids by accident. Plus, misaki wrote down a little list of reminders for him and stuff. Also, i’m sure his dad instinct KINDA woke up you know what i’m saying?

So really, Saru’s baby sitting diaries really depend on the twins. Their son is a very energetic baby and their daughter is a little quiet baby. And of course, daddy is a huge man baby. So since it’ll probably be around the afternoon that misaki left, lets start off with lunch. Saruhiko of course is hopeless in the cooking department so misaki prepared food before hand and just told him to warm it up in the microwave. Simple right? Something even he could do. 

Now the only problem is, is solo feeding two hungry babies. Not only that, his kids actually are capable of eating their vegetables. Think of how betrayed their father is when he has to feed his precious babies broccoli. And I think saru is a very clean and neat person so when the babies start making a mess it’s kinda irritating for him because now he has to clean but the kitchen AND them. And like I said, two babies, one parent who doesn’t know how to do basic house chore shit. 

So what does saru do? HE TURNS TO HIS BEST FRIEND THE INTERNET!!! And it probably shows some vids of how to bath babies. So he manages to do that, though with some difficulty because his son was splashing water everywhere and began upsetting his sister who kinda started crying. 

But after their bath and he attempts to clean the kitchen, he decides to take a break from babysitting and puts them in their play pen and turns on some kid show to distract them while he goes and works on some reports. So far his tv strategy is working because he can hear his son squealing in the other room happily. Although, the minute he smells something weird, he knows he’s fucked.

Because guess who’s usually stuck on diaper duty?…….mommy. And where is mommy? Not HOME! 

So another trip to the internet he goes and Saruhiko swears he almost vomits at having to change his kids diapers. He has to wear like gloves and a protective mask because shit that smells bad. 

What also sucks for him is when they both start crying at the same time. Saruhiko feels kinds clueless and helpless when his babies cry and he honestly doesn’t know what to do. But he’s seen misaki handle it so he goes and gives it a shot and picks both of them up and starts soothing them….although some what  awkwardly too. However, the most amazing thing happens. THEY CALM DOWN!!!

And saru is so amazed and proud of himself that his kids calmed down and they’re smiling up at him like “yay daddy is here with us!” and that thought kinda strikes a chord in his heart like “holy shit, i am a dad. My kids actually like me and want me near them. I’m not like that bastard after all” and he cant help but smile back at them and you know kinda kiss them which make them squeal cutely. 

Then the  spend the rest of the afternoon playing and it’s the only time saruhiko allows himself to have fun and smile whole heartily and kinda laugh a bit.

When misaki comes back from shopping, she sees them all napping on the couch and thinks its the cutest thing ever and she totally didnt make it her screen saver.

~m&m

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hello! ive had a pretty shitty day today, one that involved seeing an abusive ex, so i'd really like some yata fluff? maybe him introducing the reader (she/her is preferable!) to homra? she's just super sweet and giggly and it's a really cute contrast? tytyty lovelies <3 x

I hope you’re doing okay anon. I hope they didn’t do anything to you either. It’s almost 12 am here so I hope what I whipped up for you real quick was enough to cheer you up a bit~

~m&m

You were nervous, but also excited. You two have been talking about it for months and now it was the chance. You were going to meet your fiance’s clan for the first time. You had always wanted to. The way he spoke about HOMRA so passionately like they were his second family got you really intrigued. Yata had promised you many times now that he would take you to HOMRA.

However, you have heard many stories of HOMRA before you met Yata. A lot of them being that they were a bloodthirsty gang of hooligans who loved to hurt people. But after meeting your Fiance, you kinda started to doubt that rumor now.

“y/n! Ya ready?” Yata called from his spot from the door.

You shouted a quick “coming!” And hurriedly finished brushing your long hair and smoothing your dress as you made your way to him and you both set out. Yata had decided not to take his usual skateboard since he didn’t want to leave you behind. You both calmly walked along the sidewalk, enjoying each others company as you both held each other’s hands. The nice summer breeze feeling good on both your skins.

“Ne, Yata. You think they’re gonna like me?” You asked somewhat shyly.

“Are you kidding? Babe, they’re gonna love ya! And i’ll punch em in their fuck’n mouths if they dont!” He said with a smirk. That made you giggle softly.

He smiled too hearing you laugh. One of his favorite features about you. You remember him telling you that it sounded like the sound of the most faint chiming bells. As random as that was, you took the compliment anyways. In a matter of moments, you two were standing outside of the bar. You felt Yata clasp your hand tighter as he opened the door for you. The little chime of the bell indicating your arrival. You couldn't’ help but marvel at the interior; for a gang base, it was rather homey and had a classy charm to it. You could see the people inside were mostly a group of young men - no surprise- and a little girl sitting on a red couch. Oh she was adorable!

“Yo! We’re here!” Yata shouted out to everyone.

“Woah! Yata this is her?!” Came chorused voices of surprise.

“Yata wasn’t kidding when he said he got himself a chick”

“Damn she’s actually good looking!”

“Way to go Yata! You aren’t a virgin after all!”

“Shut up! Quit talking about my fiancee like that or I’ll kill you!” Yata screamed at them with a blush.

“Fiancee?!” Came gasps of surprise

You couldn’t help but giggle cutely as you nodded at the statement. Yes it was very much true, and the very nice diamond ring on her finger was proof.

Soon, all the guys started patting Yata on his back giving him congratulations and asking him when the wedding was and such. Then they moved to you and introduced themselves. They were all very friendly actually. Now that rumor really was false after all because they were all nice and inviting.

“Aw Yata she’s adorable! How the hell did ya; manage ta snag this beauty?” One of the guys, Chitose questioned.

Yata only responded him with a punch to the gut. You couldnt help but quietly laugh at your fiance’s usual demeanor. It really was all that intriguing.

“I’m with chitose on that, I mean, she’s like the complete opposite, she’s all dainty and cute and you’re all thugish and ugly” Eric teased, which too got him a first to the head.

“Shut up shut up shut up! Is it so surprising for me ta find a girl and fall in love with her?! Course I’m gonna ask her ta marry me if I love her ya dumbasses!” Yata screeched. You somewhat blushed at his small confession.

“Hey knock it off will you!” Said the bartender behind the abr. He was giving all the guys murderous glances.

Yata told you to go ahead and take a seat at the bar while he chatted with the others real quick. You did as told and sat down on the red seat. The bartender gave you a polite smile.

“Kusanagi Izumo, nice to meet you. It really is a shock that our Yata managed to actually end up with someone as cute as you. Now, would you like anything to drink?” Izumo said politely but with a hint of humor.

You smiled kindly at him and asked for a cranberry juice after you too introduced yourself. Just then, the little girl from the couch sat beside you and looked at you through a little red marble. You remembered Yata mentioning this to you before. That the little girl- anna you believe he said she was- was color blind and could only see red.

“You have a lovely red” anna said quietly. You didn’t really understand what she meant but you thanked her anyways since you thought she was just complimenting you in her own little way.

You could then feel Yata come sit beside you and he wrapped an arm protectively around you. Something he did every chance he got.

“Well we gotta say you two, we hope you manage to survive each other” Rikio said jokingly.

“‘Course we’re gonna last long ya fatty!” Yata yelled at him and once more you giggled. Yes you really liked it here so far.

A few hours passed and the sun was starting to set and you both decided to leave. After saying your goodbyes to everyone and promising them that you’d visit more, you both began to walk home.

“I really like it there” you began.

“Oh yeah?” You swore you could see his face light up

“Yeah, they’re super nice people. Kinda dumb, but in a funny way. You really should start taking me there more. I really wanna see them again” you looked up at him.

“I might as well. It should give you a chance to get to know how they really behave” Yata cringed.

“You say it like it’s a bad thing. It can’t be THAT bad” you laughed

“It is. You need to experience them first hand before you decide whether you like them or not” he said seriously

“How come?” You asked curiously.

He then looked at you, eyes all serious.

“Because they demanded to come to our wedding”

You swore you’ve never laughed harder a day in your life.

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What would Neko and Fushimi do for their crushes on Valentine's Day?~ <3

Neko would try to cook for them but fail because she’s used to just eating so maybe they’d just order out and she’d give them lots and lots of cuddles and would make them just take a walk with her and shit 

Saruhiko is an anti-social asshole so if he does anything you fucking accept it! idk he might take his /o to McDonalds or something and maybe just the average movie and give them their gift. But he may also act more affectionate than usual. Holding his partner and stuff

~m&m

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May I please request Domyouji babysitting Kamo's daughter and getting all kinds of trouble with Fushimi and annoying other members. No need to have Kamo in it just his child. Big brother Andy

This is my last ask. All that’s left are admin Ame’s and then we can open the ask box again!

~m&m 

“Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!” Andy chanted at his usual seat at the counter. He had finally talked his roommate Kamo into making him another one and the older man agreed to. Of course, Andy couldn’t have done it with the help of his little companion beside him. It was that day of the month, Kamo’s daughter was finally allowed to see him. Of course, since her father lived at headquarters, she was forced to spend the day with him here. Not that she minded, she was still too young to understand let alone care. As long as she was finally able to see her daddy.

“Calm down already you two! I’m making your cake right now” Kamo huffed as he mixed the chocolate batter. It smelled divine already and it wasn’t even baked yet.

A few moments later, the cake was set in the oven and ready to be baked. Tiredly, Kamo came on the other side of the counter and picked his daughter up and set her in his lap and held her close. The little girl squealed in delight of having her daddy close to her and wrapped her small hands around his neck and she leaned into him happily.

The two colleagues spent a couple of moments conversing when their captain gave Kamo an urgent call saying he needed him for a few hours.

“Just make sure she doesn’t get into any trouble. And when the cake is done the timer should go off. Just press the button that says power and leave the cake in the oven. I’ll take it out when I come back” Kamo instructed as he finished putting on his uniform.

“Ne ne don’t worry! Leave it to me! I’ll make sure to take care of your kid~” Andy said cheerfully.

“You better” Kamo muttered and hugged his daughter tightly and kissed her forehead. And with that action done, he immediately left to go attend to his errand.

Andy looked at the little girl in front of him, he grinned down at her and picked her up “alright little missy! What shall we do now that daddy left us alone?” He cooed to the child. He only received a giggle in return.

“Ne, let mo go see if I can go find you some paper to draw on, or maybe I could read you some of my manga! I’m sure you’ll love Ouran High School Hostclub!” Andy said gleefully.

Half an hour went by and Andy was currently watching his friends daughter in silence as she flipped through the pages of his manga in fascination. The cake was still baking and it would need another hour or so until it was finished. At this time, with no paperwork needed to be done, Andy felt himself become a little drowsy. He rested his head on the arm rest and continued to watch the little girl until his eyelids grew heavy and until the fully shut.

The little girl on the floor flipped to the last page and with nothing left to do she looked over to her playmate and saw that her was currently napping. She didn’t like the quiet and now that she realized it, her daddy hadn’t come back for quite a while now. Getting up from her position, she waddled about the room until she opened the door and exited.

“Daddy?” She called out in the hallways, hoping he would respond to her. Sadly, she got nothing.

Curious now, she began to wander the halls, calling out to her father and trying to find him.

Andy stretched as he woke up from his power nap feeling a lot better. His bleary eyes snapped open when he realized that Kamo’s kid was no longer in front of him. Internally panicking, he sprang from the chair and began to scan the room. Noticing the door was opened, he rushed out into the hall in search of the little girl. He called out to her but her voice did not respond.

“What are you doing here?!” Came an irritated voice from the main office. Andy gulped and rushed quickly to the room.

Inside, Fushimi who had been peacefully working on reports was rudely interrupted by a toddler appearing and began to annoy him. She even had the nerve to mess with the piles upon piles of reports he still had to go through!

“Ah Fushimi-san! I’m so sorry, I was watching her and I fell asleep and she escaped and-” Andy was interrupted by the scary glare his superior sent to him.

“Get.Her.Out.Of.Here!” Fushimi hissed and went back to writing.

Andy gulped with a small “yes sir” and scooped the child up and all but ran for his life.

“Yeesh kid, you almost got me in trouble there. Now, let’s go back into the room, I’m sure the cake is ready~” he hummed. The child squaled at the mention of the sweet delight and clapped her hands.

When they came back, Kamo had returned and was now decorating the cake with frosting.

“Took you two long enough, I’m guessing you let her wander off on her own?” Kamo said accusingly .

Andy laughed nervously and shrugged his shoulders. He let the girl in his arms down as she ran quickly into her father’s waiting arms. Although Andy may be a child himself, Kamo could not have asked for a better person to trust in watching his precious girl. And seeing her happy and not hurt, he would have to remind himself to bake the teen another cake later.

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Daddy akiyama, daddy enomoto and daddy domyouji. Seperate please. Like the kind of dad they would be and them inter acting with their child while their s/o is recovering from the flu so the guys get the baby for the day.

What is motivation?

~m&m

Akiyama would at first have no idea what the fuck to do with the baby because remember that strain in days of blue? Yeah he didn’t handle that well. But then again this is HIS baby so he kinda has to learn on the job. I think he’d be a very strict and protective dad but would still be very kind and doting. If his s/o was with the flu and he had the kid with the day he would make sure the kid was like attached to his hip for the entire day. If he had work, he’d fucking bring the kid and the kid would sit on his lap while he worked. Then after work he would probably take the kid to the park or for ice cream because poor kid had to sit hours in the office while daddy worked. Then when they get home, he would either dump the kid back with their mother because “I’m so lost! Please help me!” or maybe just watch TV with the kid to calm them down and then put it to sleep.

Enomoto would be such a sweet and gentle daddy. The dad that the kid could go to for emotional problems or just for lots of hugs if the kid had a bad day. He would also be the understanding one and would kinda be the lame dad but the loving dad. If Enomoto was stuck having the kid for the day he would also be clueless but try his best. He’d make sure to feed the kid and do EVERYTHING to prevent it from crying or getting hurt or just being upset. He’d make sure to bring games along or something to keep the kid entertained if he had to do something real quick or just something they both could do to pass the time. In the end they would have a successful day where no one gets hurt and when they get home or something, they would try to make dinner for mommy and then go hang out some more. 

Andy would be the dad who tried to be the cool and awesome dad but would fail miserably. However, he’s the fun dad because the guys practically a kid himself. he would make sure his kid had a fun as hell day. But, when he really needs to go into daddy mode he would take it very seriously. If the kid was upset, hurt or hungry or whatever, Andy would do whatever he could to fix it. If the kid got hurt, he would take care of it and try to make his baby smile again. Him being his goofy self, it’s not really a problem. But if anything, he’d just make Kamo help him out.