this is already canon-supported to a partial extent but i had to say it somewhere: p!acho questions p!scott's taste in everything: pets (re: the kangacrew), entertainment (re: the tentacle gun), men…
~ @minecraftrelatedrandomness
Acho had spent pretty much the entire meal questioning what must’ve been every decision Scott has ever made in his life before Scott could finally manage to get a word in.
“Ok, first off, you do NOT get to judge me about Martyn or Sausage. Let’s mention the people you are interested before we get to that,” Scott placed his mug down with a smug expression, enjoying the startled look on his younger siblings face.
Acho adverted star’s eyes downward, taking a bite of a dumpling in a bad attempt to put off the conversation and not speak.
“First off, it seems like you have a type. Not really a good one either.”
Scott pointed out, not hesitating at all.
“Because first off, god, I love Owen, don’t get me wrong, but really, Acho?”
They immediately shot up, cherry red coating his face in rapid succession. “Hey!”
Scott cackled, throwing his head back and stomping his feet in delight at the action. “Someone’s defensive! Why, you want her to shoot you or something?”
Acho sank back down into star’s chair, crossing his arms on the table and placing their chin on top. “He’s really pretty..ok? I wanna play with his hair and stuff.”
Scott snorts, taking a swig of his drink. “Good luck with that..also, Enchantress?”
The coughing fit that sends Acho into is enough to make him fall off of his chair, wheezing as the the entire bar stares at them.
Worth it.