Dear Diary #1(adventures of a fictional anti-gay stoner)
My name is Trypor, and today I came out of the closet. I was in the cafeteria, surrounded by my friends. We were laughing and talking and loudly commenting at girls who walked by. I was real nervous. I shit you not, I was fuckin shakin. But I got all their attentions n shit, and I let it out. "Y'all. I'm coming out of the closet. I want you all to start calling me Trypor and using gender neutral pronouns. I'm an openly homophobic stoner." All of my friends laughed. They laughed so hard I was scared they were actually screaming at me. But it was okay. They're still using male pronouns but at least they started calling me Trypor. How long will it be before I am accepted? (Note: this is a joke. This is coming from a confident not straight woman who's more or less non binary but uses female pronouns. It is meant to be a comedic parody)